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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    No fuck off, we're closed.
     
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  2. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    Great reframe. He's a gigolo.
     
  3. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Got into an argument with my parents about getting a different job in armed security...as if they have a different idea. Either way I'm out of work

    My idea was definitely better. Get drunk, eat a lot and lift weights until I can work again. Hopefully I'll be back to 220 by then
     
  4. Bloopy

    Bloopy Active Member

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    I'm finally visiting Auckland again as of late last week. Saw my girlfriend for the first time in 96 days. Could've seen her close to a month earlier given the fortune of COVID-19 being squashed so well here, but she was busy and my health was still too fucked. Now's good though as there are live shows to see again.

    She's actually used the time apart to change for the better and find a better balance in life, though not exactly due to not seeing me. :p More about bouncing back from some rock bottom craziness where shit hit the fan and being able to spend quality time with her family 'unit' even though the wheels of separation are slowly in motion.

    A long haul with a lot of patience required in our situation, that's for sure. I'm waiting for apartment building repairs that are more complicated and taking way longer than anticipated, but it just doesn't make sense for me to throw away more time and money than I have getting set up renting a place in Auckland in the meantime. Better to throw away some of what I have on motels and shit once in a while as I can keep a lid on that. She might have a space for me to visit in a while though... we'll see.
     
  5. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    My new girlfriend is in love with my pheromones

    She's OCD and seemingly bi-polar
    Her 2 poles seem to be
    A) totally head over heels in love with me
    And
    B) wanting to kill me

    Oh, wait I've been through this before

    At least she's not beating me with guaranteed-to-be-unbreakable umbrellas...yet...
     
  6. no country for old wainds

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    this spambot is impressively diverse
     
  7. no country for old wainds

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    old enough to remember your psychotic fucking posts thats for sure
     
  8. Vegard Pompey

    Vegard Pompey ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU

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  9. no country for old wainds

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    sentinelslain came back then deleted his posts for some reason
     
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  10. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    I somehow fell in lust with the girl who is going to be celibate for the foreseeable future

    She's decided she wants to spend a huge amount of time hanging out with me
     
  11. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    this girl went to Louisia, thank God
     
  12. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Still dating the same girl. Who woulda thunkit?
     
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  13. SentinelSlain

    SentinelSlain Suck my joined date.

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  14. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    DAMN that post didn't age.

    Single as fuck and ready to rail a line a blow of a strippers cunt. Who's down? Ozz? TechBarb? No?
     
  15. CiG

    CiG So Long Suckers!

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    Sucks to hear mate.
     
  16. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    I have been having an on-again-off-again relationship with a woman who is Tom Brady's cousin

    Really not anywhere near as awesome as a hard core football fan might imagine

    The off-again parts are because this woman is a total bitch

    EDIT
    Really don't give a shit about football
    If I gave a shit about football I would have been bragging about banging Tom Brady's cousin a long time ago
     
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  17. MasterpieceMesias

    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Is this another one of your crack induced fantasies?
     
  18. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    yes, she is actually
    she seemed to be in love with my penis for a while
    then she ditched my dick to go back to eating pussy
     
  19. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    no, i really was dating a woman who has been divorced 5 times
    her 5 ex husbands hate her now
    she hasn't been able to get married a 6th time because she's now so much of a bitch she can't get a 6th guy to marry her
    she was thinking about me being husband number 6 but she's a bitch and me getting married sounds like a bad idea anyway
    her maiden name is Brady and she loves football and she tells anyone that cares that NFL star Tom Brady is her cousin
    although, now that i'm thinking about it, Tom being her cousin might be a fantasy on her part
     
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  20. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Went on my first date in over 2 years. I wore a shirt with a dude puking as the art, talked about smuggling drugs through TSA from Central America, how the Lord of the Rings rules and the Hobbit films sucked, and Shrek memes.

    Good time. Oh, I had 3 shots and 2 beers in like 2 hours and now I'm lit AF
     
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