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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    no, the women that orgasm during a foot-massage aren't feeling the tickled feeling at all
    it's the soles of their feet being massaged is a sensation that makes their pussy wet
    it's really more like a guy getting a hard-on during a back massage
     
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    actually i remember a news-story a long-ass time ago when this company was making custom-female-heads where each customer would come in with a bunch of different-angle head-shot-photos of one single woman's face and the company would make the head look exactly like a specific real-world person, where the customer would have the sex-doll's face look like a woman who's friend-zoned him, or an ex girlfriend that's now married to another guy or things like this

    (then, IIRC they were also having requests for celebrity and porn-star faces)

    the news story talked about how a guy came in with a billion head-shots of a woman and it turned out to be his mom (now that I'm actually thinking about it, dudes asking for their mom's face on the doll has prolly happened a lot without the company even realizing it)
     
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    Surpsingly the world has changed, no? Before using a dating site was a kind of a pussy thing. No girl in metal would ever accept a prick from a dating site. But now I don't see any other way round. Everybody's tehre.
     
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    the only time i can remember going a whole 8 days without masturbating was back when i had my psych-check and i was with this totally-nympho girl who also had a psych-check and she was draining my balls every day, like i wasn't masturbating because i wasn't making enough sperm to ejaculate after all the sex me and this bat-shit-crazy woman did all fucking day
     
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    Did you stay in touch after the release from the check? I definitely would have advised that.
     
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    she was 3 months pregnant with her 8th kid the day i met her
    she wanted me to knock her up with her 9th kid immediately after the kid in her belly was born
    but the first 7 were all living with their dads
    the father of the kid in her belly instructed me to start fucking her so that he could ditch her and start fucking his sister
    then i found out that all 8 of her kids were the product of incest
    and then i ditched her crazy pregnant ass a week before her due date
     
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    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    One thing's certain, Blurry, nobody can accuse you of having a boring life
     
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    i became part of a crew yesterday
    they know they're all idiots i have to be their brain for this complicated thing that's going to involve me talking to lawyers and MHMR and the fire department and FEMA (yes i know i'm gonna fuck it up but they don't don't know that yet)
     
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    @zabu of nΩd

    here's how i get laid

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    oh, hey, that dick-hungry girl over there wants my dick

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    oh, wait, that girl that want's my dick is totally bat-shit-crazy, prolly shouldn't fuck that

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    being celibate sucks, I'm gonna go fuck the bat-shit-crazy girl

    @MasterpieceMesias
    me seducing totally bat-shit-crazy girls isn't even anything i can teach anyone else how to do
    it's really more like my dick is a magic-magnet that pulls totally-crazy women to me,
    as opposed to, you know, a regular magnet that pulls metal
     
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    @terminaldesolation78

    i used to post as "monoxide child"

    and here is an example of the type-of-crazy that i end-up having sex with

    https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/males-and-females.605240/page-445
     
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    hey new to ultimatemetal person

    i've been posting on Ultimnatemetal.com for forever
     
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    MasterpieceMesias Professional Asshole

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    Unorthodox first date, shooting range. A lot apprehensive ladies, though.

    They've only shot those obnoxious Desert Eagles and shit, so they are put off of guns.

    Turns out, you give them a reasonable arsenal that a normal person would use and teach them how to control recoil properly, it's actually a shit ton of fun!

    Whodathunk?
     
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    After 37 years I finally fucked a girl for free
     
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    great! where's the video?
     
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