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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

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  1. SentinelSlain

    SentinelSlain Suck my joined date.

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    Fuck I saw a girl the other day. I'd lick chip spice off her legs.
     
    #5481 SentinelSlain, Jul 9, 2011
  2. The Emptier

    The Emptier t3h b3aSt0rZ

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    Midwest girls are stunning, and the guys don't seem to compare. Possibly a winning situation for me?
     
    #5482 The Emptier, Jul 10, 2011
  3. entanglement

    entanglement Member

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    Yep. Shh.

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    #5483 entanglement, Jul 10, 2011
  4. Cronopio

    Cronopio Glorious Imperator

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    Awesome. I'd have to buy S though.
     
    #5484 Cronopio, Jul 10, 2011
  5. SentinelSlain

    SentinelSlain Suck my joined date.

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    Haha
     
    #5485 SentinelSlain, Jul 10, 2011
  6. Cronopio

    Cronopio Glorious Imperator

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    So what you are implying here is that my small dick is funny. Is that correct?
     
    #5486 Cronopio, Jul 10, 2011
  7. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    I think even the normal Durexes are quite loose. I had some other brand few times and they were a lot tighter. I don‘t think I have a small dick but I could probably fit my entire body into Durex XLs haha.
     
    #5487 Onder, Jul 10, 2011
  8. SentinelSlain

    SentinelSlain Suck my joined date.

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    I am one of the kings among men who has an above average sized penis.
     
    #5488 SentinelSlain, Jul 10, 2011
  9. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Cythraul let's go to a goth/industrial night and have a contest for who gets the most numbers (and doesn't call anyone back). I am a spastic awful dancer with no boobs so that compensates for my "is female" handicap.

    I have so many infidelity dreams where I'm hooking up with other dudes. Better in the subconscious than real life right?
     
    #5489 damnromulans, Jul 10, 2011
  10. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    So some girl I want to fuck said that she thinks "i am cool". My next action is to fuck the living shit out of her. Suggestions? (Yes, I have been drinking).
     
    #5490 Master_Yoda77, Jul 11, 2011
  11. sevag00

    sevag00 Order to Chaos

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    Cool. We now know your penis size too.
     
    #5491 sevag00, Jul 11, 2011
  12. waif

    waif Member

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    Gee, I dunno...talk to her some more? Ask her if she wants to hang out? You have to find the middle ground between jumping her and becoming her new gay friend...if she's even into you that way.
     
    #5492 waif, Jul 11, 2011
  13. Astrum

    Astrum Psion

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    That was my last girl. We dated for nearly five years and every day i would ask myself "what are you doing with....me"
     
    #5493 Astrum, Jul 11, 2011
  14. Vimana

    Vimana Member

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    Then don't cheat on her.
     
    #5494 Vimana, Jul 11, 2011
  15. entanglement

    entanglement Member

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    I didn't. I bluff on here all the time.
     
    #5495 entanglement, Jul 11, 2011
  16. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    How the hell is this your business. :err:
     
    #5496 Onder, Jul 11, 2011
  17. Cronopio

    Cronopio Glorious Imperator

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    The internet is everyone's business.
     
    #5497 Cronopio, Jul 11, 2011
  18. Chanakya

    Chanakya Orphaned Brother

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    Dude, do you know Ashish at Grenoble? The guy who plays guitar?
     
    #5498 Chanakya, Jul 11, 2011
  19. entanglement

    entanglement Member

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    Is he famous?
     
    #5499 entanglement, Jul 11, 2011
  20. Enemy242

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    if you actually live in oakland now be prepared for suckage in terms of chicks. really dirty hippy/punk white chicks, really gross black gang style chicks and unless you're in one of the affluent areas, most of them seriously are just gross gangbangers or dirty punkers/hippies who can't live anywhere else. if you get into piedmont though you could be the boy toy of some white milf who lives in a 5 million dollar mansion.
     
    #5500 Enemy242, Jul 11, 2011
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