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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by damnromulans, Jun 28, 2010.

  1. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    Update on me and super-cute Chinese PhD girl i'm friends with:

    Things were stagnant between us for the last few months of last year, but started getting interesting again around new year's eve. Between that and her birthday party last weekend she's been flirting quite unmistakably with me, and i feel compelled to make a move soon. Things are still moving slow, though.

    I'm going to look for an excuse to hang out with her later this week and ask her out and/or kiss her for the first time. If it doesn't happen, i'll just have to call her over the weekend and ask her out. One way or other, i'm going to do something about this chick!
     
  2. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    get that snatch, grant!
     
  3. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    Just started talking to someone who isn't a stupid cunt. I'm tempted to ask her if she wants to meet up but I feel like that is a little too abrupt considering we've just been messaging each other for two days now.
     
  4. SkeletonWitch

    SkeletonWitch Morphine Child

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    I signed up to okcupid and messaged every interesting girl I came across : "what the fuck are you doing on this website?".

    [​IMG]
     
  5. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    I guess I'm not single now, but I am really picky. I used to say "must weigh under 190 lbs" but porkpal is 6'2 and 230 and I LOVE it.

    The "unbearable guilt" factor is subsiding. I decided to be upfront (as upfront as I am capable of, anyway) and tell MP I was seeing someone else via casual mention in a text message. He never commented on it but you can't really miss something like that. We spoke on the phone last night and bullshitted about life and the state of the nation for a while. He sounded like he was doing well and whatnot, and I feel more at peace with things.

    Meanwhile porkpal is still awesome aside from having the swine flu or something. Everything is great - we're going to monster trucks this weekend and a chicken wing festival next weekend, and he's bringing me to our state's Black/Latino/Asian Legislative Caucus Weekend to party. It's totally weird to be with someone who is exactly like me, but it's totally effortless and awesome, too.

    GO GRANT GO! You and those damn Chinamen.
     
  6. waif

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    Porkpal has the swineflu.
    Anyone else amused by that?

    For the last couple months, my girlfriend has been pmsing harder than ever. I wish I knew why, it's getting fucking unbearable. Otherwise everything's awesome.
     
  7. Draehl

    Draehl Lurker

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    I'm sorry, but, :lol:

    Not at the notion of the caucus, but the name choice... might as well just say "no whiteys or minorities too small to warrant mention" caucus
     
  8. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Right? Ironically, porkpal is a dark blond-haired blue-eyed Jew. Last year he was a big hit at the caucus because he brought two white chicks with big butts. I guess I'll have to settle for hearing about my "big fat ass" in the bedroom.

    WAIF, do you mean she's been nonstop cranky for 2 months, or just had bad PMS two months consecutively?
     
  9. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    I think i just figured out the game this girl's been playing with me.

    I'm pretty sure she's interested, but there's always been this pattern with her that i find really confusing: she prefers getting together in a group setting with other guys, yet when we're in that setting she usually finds a way to make some kind of sneaky flirtatious gesture toward me. It always seemed like the biggest pair of mixed signals ever, but it didn't occur to me until now that it may be her preferred testing ground, and that she's hoping i learn to flirt "properly" with physical contact, clever timing, etc. Maybe joining her in this sneaky flirting game is my best shot at getting with her.
     
  10. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    That's the difficulty of being INT in the dating game. You cannot merely respond on the fly properly. You need someone to give you the time to collect a substancial amount of information to analyze and form an appropriate plan of action.
     
  11. Vimana

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    Grant, you may be overanalyzing this a little bit.
     
  12. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    No it's not you fucking rook. GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER OUT!
     
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    arg Active Member

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  14. zabu of nΩd

    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    Hey, i thought i had a pretty spiffy theory.
     
  15. Episteme

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    I'd say that you really should just ask her out.
     
  16. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    Right. And how many times have you been laid by coming up with spiffy theories?
     
  17. Stereo

    Stereo DISCO BITS!

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    This.
     
  18. King Richard

    King Richard Against the wind...

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    ^Shut up, no one listens to you anymore.
     
  19. Episteme

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    :lol: No one listens to me either :(
     
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    Stereo DISCO BITS!

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    Oh dear, guess I'll go cry into my breakfast cereal :lol:
     

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