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Discussion in 'RC' started by Hell Mike, Oct 13, 2007.

  1. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums

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    A couple decent lines in here.

     
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    I am.. the table? WTF
     
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    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    "Awesome...but no Lou Reed?" bwwwaaahhhhahahahahahahahaha
     
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    first they sing "i am the tablet" then "i am the table"

    it's probably intentional but i find it just as likely that james just didn't read the lyrics right and they were like ah fuck it, we've already packed up the vocal mic, let's just leave it
     
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    Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums

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    lol
     
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    Wait for some art fuck to say how the change in the word with the missing letter is some metatextual examination of how the lost T is secretly about vaginas or some shit.
     
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    Dick Sirloin please... stay safe

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    No art fuck would ever listen to modern-day metallica
     
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    Yes, there may not be enough ambient irony for them to swing it.
     
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    Ambient Irony rule, bro
     
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    the writer called Metallica a metal band
     
  14. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    So I read that Metallica and Lou Reed have a group album coming out in like 3 days.

    It's cool because my music collection is full of Metallica and the Velvet Underground, yet this is still the gayest idea I've ever heard of.

    "Welcome to A Taste Of India, we serve nothing but the finest lamb curry and hamburgers."

    I'm starting to agree with JayK about his hatred of buffet metal I guess. OLD AND CURMUDGEONLY, HERE I COME.
     
  15. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn stop. just....stop.

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    holy fucking fuck the more you listen the worse it gets
     
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    You know what the sad part is... if you extract all vocals and listen to the riffs in "Pumping Blood" and "Mistress Dread"... they are seriously the best riffs Metallica has put together in twenty plus years. Yet they are so completely useless in this context. There was potential for those riffs to become amazing songs... forever now wasted.
     
  17. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn stop. just....stop.

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    yeah but you know they still would have been wasted with hetfield's inevitable basting of UUURRRR-YAH crooning and kirk hammett flogging his wah-wah pedal like the dead horse that it is
     
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    that's still not going to make me listen.
     
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    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    The types that thought Inception was a deep film probably would.

    Okay I'm listening to The View now. This is real? I mean, this isn't a joke? Why does Lou Reed sound like he's narrating a SyFy original movie? o_O

    hahahaha I swear, a duo that was just some dude playing the same riff over and over again with another guy ranting nonsensically on top of it opened for a band of mine many years ago, they sounded JUST LIKE THIS. :lol:
     
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    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    Actually I like new Metallica because everytime I think of a band that broke up / died / got shafted too early, I used to think "oh man, just think of how awesome they could've been after like 4 more albums," but now I just think "die young, handsome corpse, not Metallica."
     

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