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Discussion in 'Novembers Doom' started by BalanceofPower, Jun 25, 2009.
Remember this grammar school classic from the 80s????
I pledge allegiance to the flag...........
Michael Jackson is a F**.....
Pepsi cola burned him up...
Now he's drinking 7-Up!!!!!!
I was born in 1987, you old homo!
He was working on a killer dance move when he died.
Q: What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas? A: Patrick Swayze
I am sorry for the following but i am a fan of MJ jokes not really MJ....
Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.
Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face!
Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a glove?
A: So he won't leave fingerprints on the kids.
Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A: Boys 'R Us.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a chicken?
A: One says "cock'll-doodl-do" and the other says "Any-little-boy's-cock'll-do".
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like gingerbread men?
A: Because he can eat them up without a law suit.
Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.
The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news."
Michael asks for the bad news.
The lawyer says "they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility."
^^ lmao those are funny (i'm a sucker for just about any pun. whether it be good or bad)
some of the ones (related to MJ) i've came across online:
What does Micheal Jackson & an X-Box have in common?
A: little boys both turn them on.
Q. What do Michael Jackson ans Santa Clause have in common.
A. They both like to empty their sacks while little kids are sleeping.
Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.
Q: What Does Michael Jackson have in commen with McDonalds?
A: They Stick old meat into seven year old buns.
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!
Q: What time is bedtime at the Michael Jackson house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
How Busy Are You?
I'm Busier Than ...
... Michael Jackson in a day care center
... Richard Simmons on a fat farm
... a half-fucked fox during the heat season
... a two-peckered billy goat
... an L.A. hooker in Hugh Grant's BMW
... a monkey trying to screw a football
... a toilet in Grand Central Station
... a gopher on a golf course
... a bar of soap at San Quentin
... an Enron CPA trying to explain their accounting ' system '
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
Q: to michael jackson what is a little boy in a McDonalds suit?
A: a happy meal
Q. Who is the greatest person ever?
A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Calinfornia.
that's just te first 5 (out of 10 pages) of MJ related jokes on humorama.com
they have several jokes (by catagory aswell as rating, etc.) everything from up to NC-17. blonde jokes, religious jokes, men & marriage jokes, jewish jokes, yo mama jokes, one liners, hunting & fishing jokes & tons more catagories. you just have to make sure you set the search filter to include adult jokes (if you'd also like those) every time ya visit the site (probably a legal thing: kids on the internet & such) i could spend days laghing while reading the jokes on this site, lol.
I've been invited to Michael Jackson's funeral - it doesn't matter if I wear black or white.
Now Billy Mays is dead