At the NYC show in September: *Mike takes a sip from a water bottle* "Now that we are this rich, famous rock band, we can afford to manufacture our own Swedish Spring Water. It is piss-free! However, it does contain particles of our shit." *chucks the bottle into the audience* Introducing Deliverance: "This song is about you and a best friend sitting in a cafe. You and your best friend have a conversation, and by the end of this conversation you are no longer friends. *everyone in the crowd lets out a quiet "awww"* I'm just kidding! This song is about Satan, death, and Satan!" After Mike introduces Fred and Fred plays a guitar solo: Audience: BASS SOLO!! BASS SOLO!! Mike: You want to hear a bass solo? Audience: YEAAHHAHAAAAAHHH!!!! Mike: Wait, you don't want me to play a solo? Audience: YEAH PLAY A SOLO! Mike: Fuck you guys. All of you! At the second NY date of Prog Nation: Me: Mike, how's your baby?! Mike: My baby? She is just fine, thanks. Some other guy: How's your wife?! Mike: My wife? She is just fine, thanks. Me: How are YOU?! Mike: Me? I'm just fine, thanks.