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Mikael's live quotes

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by Luann, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. Nasty-Fire

    Nasty-Fire Discursion

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    :lol: What's worse is that I'm sure it would sell alot.
     
  2. Nightmare_Heaven

    Nightmare_Heaven Death Disco

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    when he was asking who would rate Watershed 5 out of 5 the other day, loads of people put their hands up. He then asked who would rate it 1 out of 5, some guy puts his hand up...."you? fuck you." Jokes.
     
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    Craggus New Metal Member

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    Yesterday at Rock City Nottingham...Some girl shouts a song for Mikael to play...he pauses, then says quietly 'Yeah, why don't you shut the fuck up, little bitch'
     
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    I somehow doubt Mike would say something like that
     
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    sir schwanzelot New Metal Member

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    Wacken 08 he actually raped a camel onstage instead of playing songs
     
  6. Dammnare

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    lol ?
     
  7. Savern

    Savern Dr. Death in training

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    Lol... I was in the front row for that... missed the camel though! :p
     
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    He did say it, and although he was joking she deserved it imo. Fuckin' idiot was screaming all night for attention. Glad she got Owned LOL.
     
  9. Jacob Kjær

    Jacob Kjær has been in you.

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    "This one's... too famous to be introduced...". *Starts playing Master's Apprentice*


    "Guys, thank you for your hospitality. We have one more song left to play but we are coming back to... I guess, Vienna, and somewhere else maybe as well. But we are gonna go on tour supporting the new album Watershed, so please come and see us if you want to. Otherwise, why don't you go fuck yourselves?"


    MP3's of them here. I know it's a grey-area thing, but if I don't share them they would just go lost forever:
    http://www.student.dtu.dk/~s072421/toofamous.mp3
    http://www.student.dtu.dk/~s072421/hospitality.mp3
     
  10. Albert R

    Albert R Yorkshire

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    Last night in Manchester, while talking about his tuned-down guitar...

    "A lot of bands tune down to disguise their shitty riffs."
     
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    Also in Manchester last night he said something like:

    "Tomorrow we have a day off so we're going to rock harder than ever and party very hard. But first we have to finish the show."

    Very funny guy.
     
  12. Slynt

    Slynt Lord and Liar

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    Irving plaza, 2004:
    ”Thank you very much.”
    (Starts singing this nice, pop/folk-melody): “Thank you, we fucking love you motherfuckers.”
    (Crowd cheers)

    “We played in Philadelphia yesterday, you know what they said? Everybody that lives in New York City is a fucking cunt is what they said. Can you believe that?”

    “Don’t be so fucking easy.”

    “This next song is dedicated to our lord satan. This is ‘Deliverance’.”
     
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    He does actually say shitty things as well, but sometimes it's hard to find anything more hillarious.
     
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    Monday 17 October 2005 Salt Lake City, UT

    "We are Opeth from Stockholm, Sweden, and this song is called.. i hate hip hop".
     
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    Last wednesday in Brussels:

    "Sorry for being sick for Graspop... Can you believe that I had the chicken pox... which is a children's disease... I had like sores all over my body, including on my penis... and balls... Yet looking at myself in the mirror, I still looked sexy."
     
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    Tuesday in Amsterdam:

    "I've got a piece of hair stuck somewhere down my throat. I think I might start vomiting... on YOU! *pointing at someone in the audience*"

    "This is Mendez. He sees his guitar as an extension of his cock. He likes to play around with it quite a lot. *crowd cheering MARTIN* That's about enough! Save all your energy.. for ME!*"

    "Today I visited a coffee shop for the first time in my life. And I might be the first person who actually drank coffee there."

    "This is the first concert that was sold out on this tour. Which means only one thing: You guys.. are fucking high indeed."

    "I have good and bad news. The good news: This is the last song. The bad news? This is the last song."
     
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    Carta's Carta's > Sex

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    Yesterday in Milan:

    "Do you like pussy?"
    "Pussy pussy pussy, pussy pussy, *cute little growl*, pussy"

    Video proof: [ame]http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=-xq9KQX7Qzs[/ame]

    Before playing Deliverance: "This song was inspired by Rocco Siffredi".
    If you don't know who he is... look on google, but caution is advised.
     
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    "Tonight's show is the last of the tour... which means I'm going to go home tomorrow and FUCK MY WIFE!"
     
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    Omg...last posts made me feel bizarre.
     
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    omg, the audience singing along to the intro was pretty freaking epic. not exactly like when they do it in the humming/singing thingy in ghost of perdition lol.
     

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