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Mike the New Jesus?

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by Birkenau, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. Birkenau

    Birkenau New Metal Member

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    Yes, I'm hella serious, I was recently reading this book called the bible, and they are both REALLY similiar.

    Firstly, look at the hair.
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    OMGOSH it's like a mirror image!

    Also, did you know they were/are both Musicians!!!
    Mikeal has written many songs, which make up a total 7 album!! and is praised all over the world, just like jesus, who has written classical songs such as:
    Amazing Grace
    Away in a Manger
    Christ the Lord Is Risen Today
    Hear Our Prayer, O Lord
    In The Garden
    Jesus Loves Even Me
    Rejoice, the Lord is King

    and has released his own self-titled album!
    http://wwwp.musicmatch.com/album/album.cgi?ALBUMID=934020

    So in conclusion, Mikeal is the new Jesus, and for further proof Notice how MIKEAL becomes really popular, EXACTLY 2,000 YEARS AFTER JESUS?
     
  2. Ermz

    Ermz ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    Nice :lol:.
     
  3. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    Only the true messiah denies his divinity!
     
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    Super Mahrio Deeply Horrible Person

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  5. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    cthulufhtagn stop. just....stop.

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  7. NFU

    NFU I like pie.

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    very nice. :tickled:
     
  8. Ermz

    Ermz ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    ahahahaha, oh man... that's class.
     
  9. Pessimism

    Pessimism Endemic Vagabond

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    i never thought it could be done :tickled:
     
  10. Demoke

    Demoke This is the Almighty:

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    This Is The Best Fucking Thread I've Ever Read Onthis Hell Of A Board´!!!! Lol Lol Lol
     
  11. Katabasis

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    HAHAHAHA

    Congratulations Decadent; way to save a dying thread.

    :)

    (Does anybody else notice the disturbing Dave Grohl similarity?
    Some sort of trinity perhaps? Jesus/Mikael/Dave?)
     
  12. Mikael Åkerfeldt

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    Hello!

    There you go, I'm suprised it never dawned on you earlier that I am actually the son of God, Jesus Christ. My carpenting skills are very good too so I thought it was obvious for you all. I grew tired of one stringed instruments and tablas down in Jersualem so when I got incarnated in Stockholm the whole death metal scene really took me by storm. Don't tell dad but even enjoy the satanic lyrics, maybe I'll convert?

    Cheers
    Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)
     
  13. Hulk Hogan

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    You wanna wrestle?
     
  14. ViCyniC

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    :lol:

    Yay! Does that mean you won't die for all our sins this time around? Jesus turns evil!

    Edit: Go back to using tablas!! Death metal needs some outside influence, Mike...er...Jesus. Tablas in death metal = work of Jesus. That's YOU!
     
  15. nataservant

    nataservant Lord of Mediocraty

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    FUCKING SHIT.. that picture is great!!! The noob thing just compiments it!! HAHA
     
  16. synergy

    synergy tr00bie

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    ahahaha...wow, this thread is crazy
     
  17. gatedropper

    gatedropper Prince of Peace

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    Dammit, I knew that Urantia book was right! Jesus's real
    name is Mikael. He is ruler over this earth plus 6 more in our
    own galaxy! No wonder he can come up with such great music!.
    Will wonders never cease!
     
  18. FUBAR

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    Mikes becoming a bit of regular to this board isn't he.......well 2 posts
     
  19. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    hahaha, wow that was a pretty hilarious post, my lord.
     
  20. Sanzen

    Sanzen Noonish Is My Robe

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    Oh my god.


    This is the best thread EVAR.
     

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