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Misheard Lyrics

Discussion in 'Turisas' started by Lettuce, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. *Mika*

    *Mika* 'Bridget'

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    ooo Distuuurbed. Devon won't go to heaven, on a lemon at about eleven isn't it?
     
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    On Holiday - I need more time to get out of this blanket fart...

    turns out it's actually blanket FORT, damn those canadian accents
     
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    Haha, almost the same here, I thought it said, "god give me a break" :p

    And I just remembered, instead of "the four winds pounded" I heard "the fourth week's Monday", but again, quickly dismissed that thought!

    How about making a whole m_l version of Battle Kettle?!
     
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    Ellie...???
     
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    *Mika* 'Bridget'

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    If you visit the off topic section you should find a thread of Ellie's word twisting :)
    Many songs have become Turisas-fied by her noble (screwed) brain

    Love you hun!
     
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    Ahhh misheard lyrics


    "Osama, Donky, cocoa and elf" from the 2nd verse of To Holmgard and Beyond.
     
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    LMAO!!!

    Gotcha :cool:
     
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    It's not really misheard as such, but in As Torches Rise, when Matthias sings "...how dark the night may seem", I'm always faintly suprised that he hasn't sung "how we danced the night away."
     
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    your version would be nice aswell XD
     
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    I think it could work. If wee Matty keeps a straight face he could get away with it.

    Does anyone else hear in the opening line of The Memory Remains by Metallica-

    FART IN BED!
     
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    Fresh one! Amon Amarth - Free Will Sacrifice

    @2.45 colonoscopy :ill:

    If you don't know what that is, I don't suggest you google it. Especially the men....
     
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    dragonforce: "erase the past from myspace"
     
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    looooooooooooooooooooool myspace addicted XD
     
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    haha the lyrics are 'erase the past from my space', you can't blame me for translating that into 'myspace' :p
     
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    ah well...

    i made "through the gap in the door" to "through the campinglight door" the first time I heard that Turisas song LOLOL
     
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    The whole of To Holmgard and beyong pretty much was mis-heard for me. The most convincing of which was "Set sail, for those rags and bones". Actually sounds quite a lot like that.
    I'm really bad with lyrics actaully, most songs I can't understand over half of what is said.
     

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