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Misheard Lyrics

Discussion in 'Turisas' started by Lettuce, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. The Shinster

    The Shinster Penior Member

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    At the end of As Torches Rise it sounds like "The pharaoh waits backstaaaaaage!
     
  2. Lettuce

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    To Holmgard and beyond....in the search of a bum.
     
  3. strujka

    strujka New Metal Member

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    My version --> "In the search of a bun" :p Or in Rasputin: "She believed he was a holy healer who would heal Hasan" :}
     
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    Princezna New Metal Member

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    today in Cursed be iron:

    Hidden in their heaven bathrooms instead of Hidden in their heaving bosoms

    i really cant imagine Vikings who are hiding in heaven bathrooms.. ( if there are any.. ;) )
     
  5. Lettuce

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    I thought it was bathrobe...
     
  6. Katie'Force

    Katie'Force Kables

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    Best misheard lyrics in the world: "5 little speckled frogs..." no, wait...
     
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    First times listening to Sahti-Waari, before I had read any lyrics, I heard 'murtumaan' as 'kurkkumaa', which means 'cucumber patch'... you know, a piece of garden where you grow cucumbers...
     
  8. Katie'Force

    Katie'Force Kables

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    Edguy - "You're alive, said the maker, go smile at the aardvark." Seemed rather bizarre being told to go smile at an aardvark, so i looked at the lyrics... and no joke, these are the actual lyrics as printed in the CD booklet:
    "You're alive, said the maker and smiled at the aardvark." So I wasn't being told to smile at an aardvark, the maker was smiling at the aardvark... doesn't make it any less weird Tobias!
     
  9. Fullangr

    Fullangr Loitering Dwarf

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    I just remembered the Battle Kettle request... keep an eye out for a new topic shortly, as I may, note MAY, just have done it :p
     
  10. Katie'Force

    Katie'Force Kables

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    Hahaha I wait with baited breath... do it beat the 'battle kettle' we 'created' at download?
     
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    Fullangr Loitering Dwarf

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    See for yourself.


    Tis the battle kettle to end all argument :p
     
  12. Katie'Force

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    Hahaha you win!
     
  13. *Mika*

    *Mika* 'Bridget'

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    Turisas ~ Rasputin
    "There was a cat that really was guuuummmm"
     

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