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Discussion in 'Saxon' started by Sammi951, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. Sammi951

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    Jade Goody has decided to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith because of her appearance on Big Brother. To prove she isn't racist, she now wants to be known as Yaffat Fouka :D



    It goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag - it's not what you're thinking, it's a Tetley tea bag!!



    A redhead and a blonde pass a flower shop, and the redhead spots her boyfriend buying flowers. She says "Oh shit, he always has expectations after buying me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!"

    The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?" :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: I hope you can keep up this good form in the pub Friday.
     
  3. Sammi951

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    Don't worry Wilks, I'll keep you entertained! :D
     
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    Yeah, she'll probably start singing, always good for a laugh! :lol:
     
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    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    keep those good ones coming
     
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    I'm a great singer, I'll have you know!! You just haven't realised it yet! :lol:
     
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    Black Core Sir MIMA & Leo Godfather

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    record something so we can judge it :)
     
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    Great jokes Sammi !
     
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    I can't do that - once you hear me sing, you'd never want to listen to anyone else! :lol:
     
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    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it very obvious to his wife what he was keying in....


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    His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:



    *** PASSWORD REJECTED .... NOT LONG ENOUGH ***
     

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