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Discussion in 'Antimatter' started by Susie, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. Susie

    Susie Member

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    Two muslims in jjb sports trying on rucksacks,

    one says to his mate,

    "does my bomb look big in this"
     
  2. Susie

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    You shower of miserable buggers i thought that was good one :cry:
     
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    hehehehehehehehehe


    you happy now?
     
  4. Susie

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    No i wont be happy with any laughs on this thread now cause they will be all forced laughs :cry: just to try an make me happy so from now on i call this thread a dead cause.

    Spit me dummy out now.
     
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    i laughed, honest! i just find saying just 'haha' a bit too spammy for my taste, and i don't know any muslim jokes myself (heard loads here the other week, but i can't remember them).
     
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    ok then thanx : )
     
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    siderea soûl spy

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    i know one from when i was about 9
    what are two morocans in a sleeping bag?

    a raider

    ---
    that should be updated to a twix these days
    and still hohoho
    ur
    susy's is funny
     
  8. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    that was two ethiopians tho, what to you do if you see an ethiopian drowning? throw him a polo mint

    whats the difference between smarties and londoners?? smarties dont melt in the tube
    ha ha lol

    i can type ethiopian even tho im pissed, impressive
     
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    Bastet ironing...

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    gimme more!
     
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    MoonsOfJupiter freckled warrior maiden

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    What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?

    A map.
     

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