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Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by Profanity, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    Just thought i'd share with you all my memorable week.

    It began on thursday night when I went to Manchester with my drunken friend. I was in a big rush to buy Rainbow "Rising". My friend can't walk fast, so he was stressed and swearing at everyone at the top of his voice, saying things like "out of my fuckin' way NOW, you fuckin' cu*t"". I bought my CD and went into Tesco because I thought my friend wanted some beer. He said "I thought we were going to McDonalds" which is when I said "I thought you wanted some beer". I was feeling a bit light headed, as I sometimes do when I have being walking around and not really eating anything. So the security guard came up to me and said "it looks like you've had enough already". I was not drunk and hadn't drank and anything and wanted to prove my innocence. So I walked over to the security guard and breathed on him, making sure he had a good smell of my breath. He seemed to forget the intentions of why I breathed on him and pushed me out of the shop while saying "don't be silly". I'm not that well balanced so I went out easily even after a slight bit of resistance. But i'm hard and didn't want to look like a weakling so I pushed him, trying to make out that I wanted to get back into the shop.

    ...more to come
     
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    ^Haha, sounds like fun. I thought you stopped posting.
     
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    its hard to get ballanced wen you weight more than Mars
     
  4. Kattana

    Kattana Rick 'n roll

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    :lol: ive never seen pics of this guy, only seen his threads on smoking girls :erk:

    any one care to post some?
     
  5. KillerGon

    KillerGon UM Troll member

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    delicious copypasta is delicious.

    anyways, come post here more often. we miss you (well, not really, but you get my point :lol:)
     
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    Undefined Indefinite Entity

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    ^:lol: He is the only person who puts copypasta on this board... :lol:
     
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    KillerGon UM Troll member

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    that story was totally copied. i can sense it.
     
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    MIMA o_-----

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    Meanie! :lol:
     
  9. CRrEiTsIRED

    CRrEiTsIRED New Metal Member

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    Weee, Profanity's back!:tickled:
     
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    Anonymous L'Étranger

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    Fuck YES! Welcome back dude!
     
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    -[chop]- Sober alcoholic!

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    Oh lord...not again :erk:
     
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    Macharius Thank you for noticing.

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    Where's his avatar from?
     
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    He's always had that avatar for as long as I can remember.
     
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    Leandro ¬¬

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    Yay! We missed you <3 really!
     
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    it's made up
     
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    Pђoenix Phagist Phanboy

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    The film Big Trouble in Little China.
     
  18. The Emptier

    The Emptier t3h b3aSt0rZ

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    Master...:worship:
     
  19. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    If you believe that then I think you need to read all of my long threads and perform some linguistic analysis.
     
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    Kattana Rick 'n roll

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    profanity where abouts in manchester you live?
     

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