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My guinea pig just died in my hands

Discussion in 'Antimatter' started by Ol' Dirty Bastard, Aug 22, 2005.

  1. Ol' Dirty Bastard

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    Poor little bugger. He stopped eating and the vets couldn't help him. Cunts.

    Poor Mr. Johnson...:cry:

    The funeral is at noon.
     
  2. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    hey, my condolences. :(
    RIP
     
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    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    sure he's dead? dont they do some catatonic thing?
     
  4. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    hang on if he was at the vets then they probably put him to sleep so scratch the catatonic idea. he is undoubtedly gone to a better place as guinea pigs are usually catholic
     
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    Etaoin :<>:<>:<>:

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    *now has an image of a guinea pig receiving the sacrament...and how do they get up onto the seat in the confessional?...so many unanswered questions...*
     
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    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    this thread is for ODB's sad loss. Take such questions elsewhere
     
  7. Ol' Dirty Bastard

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    No no, the vets did not put Mr. Johnson to sleep. I took him there clear over a week ago when he stopped eating. They could find nothing wrong with him. I took him home and tried syringe feeding him for a while, but he stopped eat that too.

    He died by his own paws, the way of a true metal warrior!
     
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    got a pic of guinea pig?
     
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    Bastet ironing...

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    [​IMG]

    NP: i think i'm paranoid...:ill:
     
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    Etaoin :<>:<>:<>:

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    I am sorry about your guinea pig DOB :(
     
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    I was bitten by a guinea pig at the zoo when i was a kid. they're not always the cuddly little fuckers they're made out to be
     
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    ah ya must of squeezed it
     
  13. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    I did in me fuck, i put me finger in his cage and the little bugger jumped up and bit me, ye cant be too careful around any rodent i tell ye
     
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    dont believe it, ya put yer finger in his hole and squeezed the life out of it, go ahn tell the truth
     
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    You're a douchebag.
     
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    fuck you, rubber arms
     
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    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    "my momma was a douchebag...."

    1000 metal points if you spot the reference
     
  18. Lord_Of_This_World

    Lord_Of_This_World refer to manual.

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    Douchebag Blues


    My mother was a douche bag
    My sister was a douche bag
    I guess that makes me one too
    I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
    I got the douche bag blues
    I got the douche bag blues
    Lord I don't know what to do

    I sold dynamite to the Arabs
    Bullets to the Jews
    Whiskey to the Indians
    And I'll get you too
    I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
    I got the douche bag blues
    I got the douche bag blues
    Lord I just don't know what to do

    Vinegar and water
    The drink that I choose
    I gotta tell ya brother
    Tastes like pussy juice

    I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
    I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah
    I got the douche bag blues
    I got the douche bag blues
     
  19. Lord_Of_This_World

    Lord_Of_This_World refer to manual.

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  20. Lord_Of_This_World

    Lord_Of_This_World refer to manual.

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