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Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by Magrathean, Feb 3, 2006.
A: Yes, my great grandmother
Q: Whats the last movie you saw, and how good was it?
A: Harry Potter. I was disappointed since I expected it to be darker than the fifth movie as it was in the books and then it would have been a good movie, but it was more of a teenage love movie.
Q: Have you ever worked in a fast-food restaurant?
Q: Where is death most alive?
A: In hospitals.
Q: What is the deeper meaning of DT posing with sunflowers?
A: Sunflowers represent the intense beauty and delicacy of nature being juxtaposed with some heavy metal guys' badassery. Its mostly about love. And drinking.
Q: Predict your future?
A: Sure. The worlds top onomatopoeia experts will be called in to try to describe the sound of that bus hitting me. Failing to reach a consensus, they will simply have to agree that the sound was totally death metal.
Q: Why can't we all just...get along?
A: Because some people actually dislike The Beatles.
Q: When's the last time you actually had to run somewhere?
A: I think 3 weeks ago I was late for a meeting.
Q: hot or cold?
Q: How will the end begin?
A: Some war general on a Mescaline binge, trying to figure out which button turns the TV to porn.
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
A: Because we can
Q: If the cat got your tongue, who has your back?
Q: What is love?
A: E = mc2
Q: Why is E=mc2 love?
e = mc^2
Love = <3
e = 2,718 = <3
e = mc^2 = love
Q: Have you broken your New Year's resolution?
A: Did I have one?
Q: Did I have one?
A: Yes you did. It was go to Vegas with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid. A salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy full of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also, a quart of tequila, quart of rum, case a Budweiser, pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls. Not that you need all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to take it as far as you can.
Q: Is the only thing that really worries you, the ether?
A: No, it is the Budweiser. Why would anyone take any Budweiser anywhere, it doesn't taste good? Even the original Czech Budweiser beer is not that great although it is a lot better than the American one.
Oh and I always have some ether with me, you never know when you need it.
Q: Should I postpone taking an exam (not really important one, but still I have to take it) just for going to one concert? It is Ulver though.
A: go for it, if it's truly not important and can be postponed without nasty consequences.
Q: how do I get rid of my buyer's remorse?
A: Sleep the night off after a binge, wake up and buy something else. Preferable something very exciting at first, for about a month. Then you put it away and forget about it.
Q: Should Wintersun rename "Time" to be "Finnish Democracy"?
(I hope SOMEONE got that)
Q: Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?