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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Cythraul, May 10, 2011.

  1. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    Homeless Children

    You're staring at me with hunger in your eyes
    I can hear your helpless little cries
    The only way I'd care about your plight
    Is if you happened to be white

    Nuclear Reactor

    You decided to live next to a nuclear reactor
    You should've thought hard about that factor
    Now you give birth to a deformed child
    Three-headed retard babies going wild

    Necrophagist

    In their directionless guitar ejaculations the children revel
    This is only underground if the mall is below street-level
    Spewing every half-baked Malmsteen lick that enters his head
    This jerk should be making me Döner kebab instead

    Old People

    They think the world owes them a living
    But not a single shit am I giving
    For these fucking hyper-entitled parasites
    I'll crush their precious Medicare with all my might

    War Metal

    You pump iron and you pound a lot of brews
    You're real friendly with your big black metal crew
    But I'm afraid, sir, you'd have to admit
    Your music sounds like a pack of retards throwing a fit
     
  2. Mountains_of_Mars

    Mountains_of_Mars AIDSmonger

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    What are the chances that we can get a live performance of these and other great classics from you at MDF?
     
  3. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    UMADBRO??

    :D
     
  4. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    my favorite kind of poetry is Lunar Poetry.
     
  5. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    I seriously love this part:

    In their directionless guitar ejaculations the children revel
    This is only underground if the mall is below street-level
     
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    Love the necrophagist one :lol:
     
  7. unknown

    unknown fuck ftagn

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    well played sir

    this thread delivers
     
  8. Addo_Of_Nex

    Addo_Of_Nex Fuck of Death

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  10. mutantllama

    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    This is the best thread on the front page.
     
  11. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    I heartily agree.
     
  12. Blind Guardian

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    Still waiting for some more poetry about Turks and their doings.
     
  13. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    I was going to do one, but nothing was coming to me. I have to wait for inspiration. But the last line of the Necrophagist poem alludes to the fact that their frontman is Turkish. The Turk hate is alive and well.
     
  14. damnromulans

    damnromulans Klingons do not faint

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    Fuck yeah Doner kebab!

    Are you taking requests?
     
  15. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 Juggalo

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    My favorite is Homeless Children

    You should do one about the crust punks hanging around outside MDF.
     
  16. Valerie

    Valerie ¯\(ツ)/¯

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    I really dig those boss licks, hepcat. That really razzed my berries daddy-o, keep on cookin'.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Cythraul

    Cythraul Active Member

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    sure

    Baltimore Crust Punk

    Being a homeless loser is a lifestyle choice for you
    Now you need a couple bucks, what are you gonna do?
    Gotta do a back alley coat hanger abortion for your crusty chick
    Too (intentionally) poor to buy a rubber for your diseased prick
     
  18. mutantllama

    mutantllama Awesome custom title

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    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Too (intentionally) poor. Golden verse. Fucking Cythraul genius.
     
  20. Blind Guardian

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    I would just like to see some deeply insulting and offensive stuff about the nations of UM's users. USA, Canada, Britain, Sweden, Norway, Australia, New Zealand, Czech Republic, India, Israel, Lebanon, Finland, Ukraine. Bet you could have some fun with that.
     

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