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Nostrasalamurhaaja Predicts!

Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by Salamurhaaja, Jan 10, 2007.

  1. Salamurhaaja

    Salamurhaaja Member

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    In year of the piggy you shall see a meteoric rise only to fizzle away like it's namesake.
    The 3 will go forth on their ride while the last will fade to black like the boyloving man he is imitating.
     
  2. rahvin

    rahvin keeper of the flame

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    If this is about a bad In Flames record, you might as well predict the sun is going to rise from the East.
     
  3. plintus

    plintus Señor Member

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    In Flames aside - define a "bad record"?
     
  4. rahvin

    rahvin keeper of the flame

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    One I don't like.

    Also, one that goes "hrrrawwwrrr" in the night and hurts cats and steals Aunt Lisa's pension money. But I admit it's a slightly less likely occurrence.

    edit for 30 seconds of seriousness: I'd say a bad record has crappy musicianship, lack of ideas, unredeemable production, retarded lyrics, intellectually dishonest easy-listening values, and especially a combination of more than one of the above.
     
  5. plintus

    plintus Señor Member

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    You just intelligently summarized most of my thoughts about "Check out this band" thread (and most of modern/new bands/"metahl" scene) - everything goes besides "easy-listening".
     
  6. King Chaos

    King Chaos Pomeo Osoponeor

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    That's actually really well put. Well done my good man.

    do we have to now try and unwrap salamurhaaja's riddle or what? Sounds to me to be something either about politicians coming together and making a pigs ear of things, or a crappeh unsigned band is about to breakthrough big and turn shit.
     
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    plintus Señor Member

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    Four horsemen of Apocalypse? :lol:
     
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    fireangel Dark Delight

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    stardrowned The doctor is in...

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    haha :lol: I agree.
     
  10. plintus

    plintus Señor Member

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    What do you agree with?
     
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    stardrowned The doctor is in...

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    To put In Flames aside because they are gods :worship:
     
  12. King Chaos

    King Chaos Pomeo Osoponeor

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    Oh yeah, I sort of got that :p... I was just using a turn of phrase that some how related. Apologies for the confusion.
     
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    fireangel Dark Delight

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    okay :) Gotta go dig in my dictionary of idioms, then...
     
  14. Salamurhaaja

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    Haha, I give no hints, but I'm surprised no one has figured it out yet.

    Prologue
    Season long tribulations of the 3 thankfully done
    To the "victor" goes a trifle song
     
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    Metallica is going to release a new album, but it is going to be crap.
    James will not go forth, as he now sings totally out of tune, and write crap lyrics (see "the new song" somewhere on youtube)
     
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    stardrowned The doctor is in...

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    I hate Metallica! I hope they would disband for good. The new album is surely going to be a huge pile of shit.
     
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    No, you don't post shit. You are shit who posts.
     
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    i like Metallica. Exept for St Anger (damned drum sound.... i only really liked one song on it). And what I heard of the new song doesnt sound too good to me.
     
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    stardrowned The doctor is in...

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    La Rocque I am that I am

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    La Rocque predicts
    for every drop of rain that falls
    a flower grows -
     

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