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Discussion in 'Symphony X (Unofficial)' started by theodyssey, May 4, 2003.

  1. crapola

    crapola Member

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    milks only good for making otherwise unpalatable cereal palatable, and for giving a little bit of colour to an otherwise boring coffee... i hate milk, and for this i blame the school milk system we used to have in the '60's... ask your dad, he should remember. milk might be nice if its not left out in the sun fermenting in glass bottles for a couple of hours before unsuspecting kids are given it to drink...
     
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    i'd have thought they'd be a pain on your head, but each to their own, lol!!!
     
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    Zach, that sucks. Never had those myself, though.

    This is priceless:


    Pronounciation, gestures etc. :lol:
     
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    Aahh yes, many a middle aged person are permanently scarred from their experience with the school milk system... I personally love milk, but then I suppose I've never been forced to drink off milk before... :ill:
     
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    The most animated any Finnish sports car driver has ever been 1by
     
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    That's true. :lol:
     
  8. PoisonSeed

    PoisonSeed Grin

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    lol
     
  9. Horus

    Horus and his imaginary friend

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    :lol: Boner Bill?
     
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    yes.. id be investigating those friends of yours.. and the best way to get rid of them is douse your hair in conditioner (or you can get the lice shampoo but its way more expensive and you still gotta do the same procedure).. straight onto dry hair (youll need alot of it with your hair) and use a fine tooth comb to get rid of the adult ones.. then about 4 days later do it again.. then again another 4 days later.. and that should remove all of them.. conditioner is good because it clogs their respiratory system and they cant move.. and its cheap.. i know these things coz my kid goes to a school thats rampant with the little buggers..
     
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    Don't people use mayonnaise to do the same thing? I had lice when I was about 7, and it was not fun so I feel your pain, Zach.
     
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    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    MMM.... i could be sammich head!!!! Just throw some ham in there and sourdough and i'm set :D
     
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    DoomsdayZach The Professor was right

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    OMG!!! My keys were in the refrigerator and i wasn't even drunk last night!!! Hahahaha
     
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    I'm not even gonna ask.

    As far as lice goes, I had lice when I was in elementary school, and it resulted in me having a case of Psoriasys now, which is also resulting in me having a case of Psoriatic Arthritis, which effects my hands. Don't ask. I don't even know. Both the Dermotologist (skin doctor) and the Rheumatologist (hand doctor) said the same thing though, so it must be true unless they're both in on some conspiracy to fuck with me.
     
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    go on stage and set your hair on fire. no more lice, plus it's badass as hell. just have a bucket ready. :lol:
     
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    ^ That would kick ass.
     
  17. Horus

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    He can do it in April, when my band plays a show on a giant stage.

    "Please welcome Doomsday Zach, from Washington!!!"
    "Lolwut :danceboy:"
    "Let's hear it again for Doomsday Zach!!"
     
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    :lol: that would indeed own all..

    p.s. - i think id prefer to use conditioner than mayo.. smells a tad better :)
     
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    Just extend Ptah's suggestion and douse his hair in petrol.

    That would be awesome to watch....

    (take a couple of buckets of water ;) )
     
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