43. When you first watched "The Decline of Western Civilisation:The Metal Years" back in the 80s you thought it was an excellent chronicle of metal, showing hot new up-and-coming bands who were destined to become the 'next big thing'. 44. You recently re-watched "The Decline of Western Civilisation:The Metal Years", and thanked god none of those bands made it, because you realise they were just a bunch of tossers Ha ha ha...its funny coz its true.
30. You've had arguments with friends over which era of Sabbath was the best, and the Ian Gillan era never rates a mention. Not true! I ALWAYS mention the Gillan era - short though it may be - and always mention the fact that Born Again was my first Sabbath album (on vinyl of course).
Not 50, but happens to me often. Sort of. True. Right. Or any other DM for that matters. Sort of. And Sabbath, and Dream Theater too.