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Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by s, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. s

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    Got any good ones?

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    snowy The Empire Strikes Back

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    Pasta with very good bolognese. I'm a good cook.
     
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    1 million sperm and you were the fastest?

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    snowy The Empire Strikes Back

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    Also the strongest and most beautiful one.
     
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    If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit

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    Experienced one! Does it work?
     
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    If you want a decent comeback, wank into a fan.

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    Man you seem so serious, did I hurt you?
     
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    :lol:

    No.

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    Macharius Thank you for noticing.

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    This thread is the dog's bollocks. Not.
     
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    Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
     
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    Chamet Keepin' it bonzer

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    Korean meatballs really are the dog's bollocks.
     
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    You should've been a blowjob

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    Put your mother on the phone.
     
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    Don't be sexist, bitches hate that.

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