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Opeth can make you better at eating!

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by sangreal, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    pancakes! love it!
     
  2. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    Send in 5 tokens from specialy marked packs, and recieve a free demo of "Into the Frosties of Winter".
     
  3. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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  4. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago

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    Warning: Side effects of Official Opeth Cereal* may include Spoonlapse Vertigo and Eternal Soul Torture.

    *Official Opeth Cereal is a registered trademark of General Mills
     
  5. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    Fixed :)
     
  6. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago

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    lol well done
     
  7. Shadows Skulk

    Shadows Skulk New Metal Member

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    It's the Cereal of the Tyrants!
     
  8. Demoke

    Demoke This is the Almighty:

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    I was fooled and tainted by this fucking kind of thread...

    Still i can eat some Opeth cereals in the "morning rise". My favourite ones are the "crispy wreaths..." But I will not eat so many, judging from "the pain I already see in others!"
     
  9. Dragon-Dreams

    Dragon-Dreams Equilibrium Architect

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    The Apple in Triumph
    The Night and the Silent Wafer
    To Bread you Farewell

    Other possible Opeth foods,
    Now please, someone go and Photoshop up a cereal box of Opeth Cereal hahahaa
     
  10. T-Rat

    T-Rat Muse Of Fire

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    way to take a crappy post and turn it into a great thread!
    Opeth Os were mentioned in another a while back... when you put milk on them they growl.
    xo
    t
     
  11. Neil-o-Mac

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    Opeth Cereal contains 80% of the Recommended Daily Amount of Death Vocals, Sick Musicianship, and Vitamin \m/. :D
     
  12. RavenousDaemon

    RavenousDaemon [GOTNO] Carrot :,(

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    It's amazing what people with good senses of humor can do to such a thread!
    Stop having fun.
     
  13. Moonstruck

    Moonstruck The Twilight Is My Robe

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    OK, I'm not really good at this, but here ya go. ;P

    [​IMG]
     
  14. R0l0

    R0l0 lol @ opeth tattoos

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    "The Grapery Falls"

    Please remedy my starvation
    And thrust me back to the kitchen
    The clatter of your preparations
    Brings cravings from all you say
    Pull me down again
    And take me from this pain
    I'm counting the hungered hours
    Waking up fom my sleep..
    Faint flickering of your powders
    Leaks out to show what you keep
    Pull me down again
    And take me from this..

    There are grapes here inside
    This taste I can't consist
    Kept back by the enigma
    No criterias demanded here
    Mouth watering between my teeth
    Prosperous in her ways-
    Pale mom in the corner
    Pouring that milk over your shoulder!!
    Puzzled by famined innocence
    Runs a thick stream beneath
    Drowning into inner curves
    Flakes sogging from the struggle
    It is the end for snap, crackle and pop
    Always the same
    A spoonfull for the ones who've soaked all
    Reeling inside
    Your gleaming eye in your empty bowl reflects
    Stare of primal regrets
    You drop your spoon and you walk away
    Never again

    Spiralling to the dish washer below
    Like dirty plates left in there to cleanse away
    Getting ready for school again
    And lapse into the ways of misery
     
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    Hulk Hogan Member

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    the is one of the best threads ive seen. second only to jack frober.
     
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  18. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago

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    PLEASE....don't let this degenerate into a frober discussion...it's not that funny anymore, only when used sparingly and under the right circumstances.
    if anyone doesn't know the frober story, just look for the thread with the title "who is this guy jack frober in moonlapse vergo [sic]" or something like that, it was started by detric if memory serves.

    but let's all agree
    to keep this thread frober-free!

    ....the power is YOURS!
     
  19. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago

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    p.s. moonstruck (and R0l0) that's fucking genius :worship:
     
  20. Mirrored Ghost

    Mirrored Ghost midst a dreaming affinity

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    Moonstruck, that is classic. :D

    R0l0, lmao!!!
     

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