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Discussion in 'Chat' started by Ultimate_Symphony, Nov 27, 2002.

  1. Ultimate_Symphony

    Ultimate_Symphony Rusted Angel

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    oh man I hope I don't get banned for this :lol: ;)

    I found this out, kind of funny :D

    F*CK:

    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
    words in the English language today is the
    word "f*ck." It is the magical word
    which, just by its sound can describe pain,
    pleasure, love, and
    hate. In language , "f*ck" falls into many
    Grammatical categories.
    It can be used as a verb both transitive (John
    f*cked Mary)and intransitive
    (Mary was F*cked by John). It can be an action
    verb (John really gives a f*ck),
    a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a
    f*ck), and adverb (Mary is f*cking
    interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a
    terrific f*ck). It can also be used
    as an interjection (F*ck! I'm late for my date
    with Mary). It can even be used
    as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she's also
    stupid).
    As you can see there are very few words with
    the overall versatility of the word
    f*ck.
    Aside from its sexual connotations, this word
    can be used to describe many
    situations:
    1)Greetings..............."How the f*ck are ya?"
    2)Fraud........."I got fu*ked by the car ealer,"
    3)Resignation................."Oh, f*ck it!"
    4)Trouble.............."I guess I'm f*cked now,"
    5)Agression..................."F*CK YOU!"
    6)Disgust....................."F*ck me."
    7) Confusion..............." What tha f*ck....?"
    8)Displeasure.............."F*cking sh*t man..."
    9)Lost................."where the f*ck are we?"
    10)Disbelief..........."UNF*CKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
    11)Retaliation....... ....."Up your f*cking ass!"
    12)Apathy............."Who really gives a f*ck?"
    13)Suspicion............."Who the f*ck are you?"
    14)Directions.............."F*ck off."

    it can be maternal............."MOTHERF*CKER!!"
    It can be used to tell time......." It's four
    f*cking twenty!"
    It can be used as an anatomical
    description.. ..........."He's a f*cking
    a**hole."
    Lastly, it has been used by many notable people
    throughout history:
    "What the f*ck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshema~
    "Thats not a real f*cking gun." ~John Lennon~
    "Where the f*ck is all this water coming
    from?"~Captain of the Titanic~
    "Who the f*ck is gonna find out?"~Richard Nixon~
    "Heads are gonna f*cking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
    "Any f*cking idiot could answer that." ~Albert
    Einstein~
    "It does so f*cking look like her!" ~Picasso~
    "You want what on the f*cking ceiling?"
    ~Michaelangelo~
    "F*ck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
    "Houston we Have a big f*cking problem."~tha
    crew of Apollo13~

    enjoy and post your thoughts :D
     
  2. Sonnenritter

    Sonnenritter Active Member

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    I've heard the audio version of that. It's nuts. It opens with an Antonio Vivaldi composition and everything, like it's sophisticated or something. Why would you be banned for the word Fuck? I'm sure most people here don't care for the use of the word. I know I sure don't.
     
  3. Ultimate_Symphony

    Ultimate_Symphony Rusted Angel

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    Nah it was a joke I know I won't hehe:D you know if I could download that thing?
     
  4. xenophobe

    xenophobe Active Member

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    I was sent that in an email a long, long time ago... :lol:

    Definitely funny shit. :lol:
     
  5. Sonnenritter

    Sonnenritter Active Member

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    Well, if you have Kazaa, just look up something like "uses of the word fuck" or just "the word fuck". Stuff should pop up.
     
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    Ultimate_Symphony Rusted Angel

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    :lol: indeed it's funny to imagine all those things but the Apollo 13 one and Michael Angelo just crack me up I can't even watch them without laughing :lol: oh and btw thanks sonnenritter i'll check that out.
     
  7. FailingAcension

    FailingAcension Spiffy, eh?

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  8. Wandrail

    Wandrail I'm your Huckleberry

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    They play that as a bumper on the Howard Stern show all the time.
     
  9. BasilisK

    BasilisK Good day, pusscake.

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    It's a Monty Python creation.... Though that version has been changed quite a bit by somebody. They added a ton of shit to it, and some of it is worded differently than the original.
     

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