Photoshop wars are pretty gay when they involve actually having to spend time crafting a good ol Hunk o Male genitalia. P.S isnt liking Children of Bodom bad enough...
btw, your penis as well as your body will hit a growth spurt when you hit puberty in 5 years. dont be worried when, for the next five years, you can't seem to find it. i promise in 5 years you'll be able to throw that microscope away.