My name is Spud Crowley. I live in industrial/agricultural society. Where? It matters not, for it is all the same. I don't know why i'm here. I should probably be doing something more deconstructive. Favorite bands? None. Favorite Songs? Funeral March by Chopin. Dance by Greg Howe. Fight fire with Fire by Metallica. Cradle and All by Ani Difranco. Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears(but only because i like beatin my bitches) Impact Albums: Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics-george carlin Jammin in New York-gc Back in Town-gc You are all Diseased-gc Complaints and Grievances-gc Life is Worth Losing-gc Besides the usual animal activities(procuring subsistence, eating, sleeping, playing, fucking) I thoroughly enjoy The Simpsons and Futurama but otherwise would like to see 99% of homo sapiens die and have the remaining 1% live similarly to bonobos. I don't have a picture, but here's a physical description. I look like Brad Pitt, but with lighter skin and less muscles. Now which of the above is true? All of it? None of it? Some of it? Most of it? I know all you lovely prog ladies out there are dying to know.