O.K. this is a thread where you make yourself "Larger than Life". make up a Grand story or tall-tale about Yourself.example::: I am a ninja swordmaster who is so sly that I can hide in the shadow of a blade of grass.I am swifter than the wind and I am so powerful they named seven countries after me..ect...I have never lost a fight And even GOD worships the very ground I walk upon.
I've had offers from both Nightwish and Iron Maiden to be their singer, but I can't decide which it should be.
I'm Queen Sigrid the Strong, was slapped across the face by Olaf Trygvesson, and I killed him because of it.
im like shawnlane, buckethead, and petrucci all ground up in a blender. Face it im the best guitarist on earth.
I suck at playing guitar... but only because I've got so many kick-ass super-powers BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS