i am the most powerful sly assassin ^.^ and if you pay me enough ill make all your problems go away ^.^
I have so much taste that the pope hired me to paint murals on every building in the Vatican and made me the God of a brand new religion!!
I'm a stockbroker from New Jersey , go to church every Sunday and spend my free time helping old ladies across the street & listening to southern gospel ...........
I am creator and leader of the Cult of Whammyjammy. My followers chant mantras in my name and bring me jammies.