Separate names with a comma.
Wanting to join the rest of our members? Feel free to sign up today.
Discussion in 'The Iron Maidens' started by alanbirdsell, May 7, 2003.
Hmmm...I rarely get through to the first link...let alone fifteen...
This doesn't work on A.D.H.D. blonds.
A blonde was driving home after a Bronco's game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing onto her cars tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ... "HELLLLO!! You need to roll up the windows!!!!!!"
There where 3 blonde guys on one side of a raging river and they all wanted to get across. They each had 1 wish. The first guy said "I wish I had brown hair" and 'poof' he had brown hair so he decided to swim across the river. He jumped in, hit his head on the bottom, and drowned. The second guy said "I wish I had red hair" and 'poof' he had red hair. He built a boat and tried going across the river, but the boat capsized because of the rapids and the second guy drowned. The third guy said "I wish I was smarter than the other two" and 'poof' he was turned into a woman and she walked across the bridge.
That's so sad, Sara...
*sigh, shakes head*
Q: how can you tell that a blond is having a bad day?
A: she has a tampon stuck behind her ear and can't remember what she did with her pencil
I'd never heard a blonde GUY joke before....jeeeez....
Q: what does a blond say after sex?
A: are you all from the same team?
NO shit Sara...I've known total dip shit brunettes before...male and female...
You don't see many "Asperger's Syndrome" jokes but it's the same thing they are making fun of with blondes.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.
Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
Q: Whats the mating call of a redhead?
A: Has that damn blond left yet?