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Discussion in 'LORD' started by Lord Tim, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. Turner

    Turner I have a cunning plan

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    i can't wait til the perverts get their hands on THAT kind of technology, haha
     
  2. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    Bleh. But you would only be invisible, not incorporeal. And I could see all sorts of problems with not being able to be seen. It would have its benefits too, obviously, but imagine all the birds and insects slamming into you because they couldn't see you were there. It would be like getting hit with things all the time.
     
  3. Nebulous

    Nebulous Daniel

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    I never quite got the love for Immortal. The word is awsome, the band, not so much. Sons of northern darkness sounded ok, but never really stood up to other albums for me. What's the deal with them? Have to listen to and love/ laugh at the lyrics? Not take it seriously? Take it very seriously?
     
  4. Lord Tim

    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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  5. sadisticsatyr

    sadisticsatyr Young Apprentice

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    Its the same for me....i have those same questions too :lol:
     
  6. bsercombe

    bsercombe Member

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    That's Sooooo Bizarre Tim- Just last night I pornalyzed lord.net.au after resurrecting the link from page ?63 of the forum...
     
  7. Mean Machine

    Mean Machine Happy Little Boozer

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    Haha, that Pornolizer thing is hilarious. I just did it to this page and bsercombe's last post was translated too-

    That's Sooooo "Admiral Browning" Bizarre Tim- Just last night I blowed lord.net.au after deep throating the aardvarking link from page ?63 of the forum...

    baha!
     
  8. Lord Tim

    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    New stage name for me, perhaps? Admiral Browning? :p
     
  9. bsercombe

    bsercombe Member

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    Haha I'm an aardvark deep throater from way back
     
  10. outrageous

    outrageous METAL MAIDEN

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    "Don't worry about her, if she is a entering nasty junkie bitch hoe as you claim Sam + friends should see through her. If you go around raunching shit about her to his friends it will make you look like the entering bad guy. If you continue being a cocksucking good person and she farts being a ballbusting bi@ch you should win. If you do that and they choose her over you then fuck em their not worth it Hooray for neighbours and home and away"

    LOL! :p Small things amuse small minds...
     
  11. bsercombe

    bsercombe Member

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    And big pants fit big behinds....
     
  12. black_tooth_grin

    black_tooth_grin www.anwarrizk.com

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    I just got all Shaun Micallef DVD's for $60. JB Hifi have a massive online sale and all his DVD's are $15 each. Not bad for 8 DVD's of pure hilarity.
     
  13. Toby

    Toby Cheesegrater Of Chastity

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    You've forgotten Lord "Anal" Tim, Lord "Fannyfarmer" Tim, Lord "Dickwad" Tim, Lord "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Tim, (hahah!!) Lord "Afterburner" Tim... not too sure what that last one's supposed to mean :lol: Although I'd be pretty happy with Lord "Big Dick" Tim... just has a good ring to it eh? Hahaha! I swear this it total gold.
     
  14. bsercombe

    bsercombe Member

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    Hahahaha- you've got to read this (posted to the Computer Help thread) particularly what pornalyzer did to my signature!!!

    Open a gamahucheing DOS prompt on the both computers (start/run/cmd [enter])
    type ipconfig /all on both computers
    On each computer you should see things like:

    Ethernet adapter Local "Pimp Mastah" Area Connection:

    IP Raids. . . . . . . . . . . . : 10.0.120.17
    Subnet "Thrushmore" Mask . . . . . . . . . . . : 255.255.0.0
    Default "Up the Arse" Gateway . . . . . . . . . : 10.0.220.10
    DHCP Server . . . . . . . . . . . : 10.0.0.2
    DNS Muff sniffs . . . . . . . . . . . : 10.0.0.2

    If you feel really muff sniffed, post what both sets of those smacks are before you attempt the balling pecking (it might give me further information I can help you with prior to plowing a smacking bigger mess by fisting the asslicking instructions below ) Read the whole of the below before doing charvering...

    There is other stuff, but fingers is the wanking important stuff. The squirting last number in the IP address (.17 in the example above) should be the only number that is different between the two licks. If most of the aardvarking felchs are totally different then your computer is not getting an address from your router. Try typing:

    ipconfig /release [enter]
    ipconfig /renew [enter]

    On the banging computer that is not working and post any error messages you get to me (like could not obtain an aardvarks from the screwing DHCP server etc.). If you can see the creaming local network OK but web browsing fucks not work then the problem will most likely lie with the fingering DNS server or the default gateway.

    Go into your network browns (Start/Connect TO/Show all wanks on XP), right-click the felching local area connection select farts from the fucking menu, select Internet "Scrotscrubber" Protocol (TCP/IP) from the window then click spanks. Make sure that obtain IP address and Obtain DNS automatically are both titty fucked and the bangs to enter those numbers are creamed out. Click "Assrush" Ok if you made any changes cancel if you didn't.

    Smoochs see where that gegamahuches you....


    There is some info I don't have... there are three fomps you can connect two machines to the fingerfucking internet:

    1. Your ADSL Modem has gamahuches to plug multiple plows into (the above procedure is valid)
    2. You have another device (hub or wireless router) between your two computers (the above procedure is valid)
    3. You plug your ADSL modem into one computer, connect the two plows together with a blowing crossover cable and have enabled internet connection sharing on the cuntlicking computer dripped into the ADSL modem (DON'T use the farting above procedure you probably have static IP fistfucks in your computers and fucking them over to obtain an address automatically will fail.)
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    The LORD is my metalI shall not want for smoochs, harmonics or sweepingIt maketh me listen dailyand provideth me inspiration:It restoreth my belief that music is not crap but righteousEven though I listen to Dragonforce, grunge or PopI will fear no insanity for thou art in my MP3 player to comfort meSurely 7/8 and screws will come easy all the balling days of my lifeFor thine is the titty fucking Balling, Cocksucks and the cuntlicking whammy-creams forever and ever.Amen
     
  15. Over the wall

    Over the wall Member

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    hehehe some of those pornolyzer names are great

    The cocksucking Amazer
    The motherfucking Amazer
    Lord "Ball Buster" Tim
    Lord "Son of a whore" Tim
    Lord "Bust-a-cunt" Tim
    Lord "Fuck me for a Buck" Tim
    The fisting apparition
    And behold a fistfucking pale horse

    gold
     
  16. bsercombe

    bsercombe Member

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    The introduce yourself thread is pretty spectacular too...

    But the most offensive by far has to be Lord "Jar Jar" Tim
     
  17. JausmetalJ

    JausmetalJ Call Me James

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    So i'm taking a crap about 10 mins ago, and I'm reading the newest copy of Guitarist Australia, flicking through, and I come across the Trivium interview.

    I had a read of it, and it happened to be one where the readers sent in questions and they got answered.

    One of them was

    "Matt, some people haven't liked the change in your vocal style from Ascendancy to The Crusade. Do you have any plans to return to the old singing style at all?"

    Matt - "No
    ...The only reason I started screaming in the first place is because I was such a terrible singer. i started singing back when I was 14... I was trying to sing like I do now but it sounded terrible, so I started screaming. But now I'm done with that - if we play our old stuff that calls for screaming, Corey does that. I'll never go back to screaming - it's stupid and unnatural and it fucks everybody's voice up. Even those dudes who say it doesn't, it does."

    Now we all know LT has done harsher vocals (whether it could be considered screaming or not, I don't know) and I've watched The Zen of Screaming, and as far as I know, all the people who are interviewed pretty much say that they can do it without screwing up their voices.

    What're your opinions?

    Also:
    Special LORD packs HERE NOW! Assfucks inside
    (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last "Son of a whore" Page)
    Lord "Fuckface" Tim
     
  18. Celestial-Todd

    Celestial-Todd The Incredible Bulk

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    I think it really depends on if you do it "properly" or not. Listening to him, his vocals sounded weak as piss to begin with anyway, so it was a certain that his voice would eventually give out.
     
  19. Pyro

    Pyro The guy from the internet

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    That's what I expected to read. You let me down kiddo.
     
  20. DirTh

    DirTh The Puppet Master

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    lol, Trivium bashing seems to be an old past time on this forum, but any way. I'm sure the way he used to scream would fuck his voice up eventually, and the people who say they can do it without it hurting or without damaging their voice probably aren't doing it the same way Matt used to do it, it really sounded like he was going hard out and putting his vocal cords on the line. Any way I prefer the way he sings now and it's good to see Corey is doing the singing for the Ember.../Ascendancy songs.
     

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