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Quotes from Progpower XIV

Discussion in 'ProgPower USA' started by lars316, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Azrael LenGraden

    Azrael LenGraden Lake Of Fire

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    "This aint in my job description" - Argos security guard after helping John Bush back onto the stage (John had jumped down between the barrier and the stage to sing with the crowd).
     
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    "Man up - stand up to pee" after someone was whining about how tired they were
     
  3. LunaTEKKE

    LunaTEKKE Madness Reigns

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    1. NO offense was intended to Ashes of Ares, who put on a great set...

    (During Ashes of Ares)

    Q: Is Soilwork going to be heavier than this?
    A: This is “Disney on Ice.”


    2. The guy probably said this 100 times, but I still got a kick out of it…

    Security guard, after pretending to scrutinize my ID extra hard (I’m 46):

    “Try to let the ink dry next time…”

    3. If anyone got a full transcript of everything that Joakim said during the Sabaton set, please post it here, and we can go ahead and close this thread. :lol: Oh, how I would love to see him on stage with Jon Oliva for “ProgPower Comedy Night”.
     
  4. Yippee38

    Yippee38 Living the dream!

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    TheInvisibleGuest: "Altitude is bullshit!"
     
  5. SkiBumMSP

    SkiBumMSP Member

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    Told to me by Lance at the airport on the way home yesterday:

    "Now, only if somebody can figure out how to make a nice strong coffee without it also tasting like I just licked their ass!"
     
  6. MetalSpice

    MetalSpice A slave who forever rocks

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    HA!
    Was it you that said it probably belonged to a gangsta'?
    And I was all like, "Yeah, a gangsta' bitch."
    Lol....that thing was ghetto fabulous!
     
  7. freakchylde

    freakchylde PPUSA Driver o' Doom!!!!!

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    "So, do you like give special sessions to musicians?"

    Back story...Said musician asked me what I do for a living - which is that I am a massage therapist and a yoga instructor (for those who don't already know this). Said musician, after getting an explanation on why I was laughing rephrased to, "Do you give massages to musicians?" Much fun was had by all, and it was a great way to start off the fest (they were my first official pick up).
     
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    "Circle jerk!"

    :lol:
     
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    mattbrood PPUSA Facebook *****

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    :puke::lol::lol:
     
  10. J. Golden

    J. Golden Heaven and Hell Records

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    Best thing I heard all weekend was; "yeah but Metallica started all of this"

    When I meentioned this to someone they said "has it really gotten that bad that kids think Metallica created heavy metal?"
     
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    MEGALOUD The Nightmare Has Begun..

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    haha, close... I didn't say "Somebody" I said Starbucks :)
    I believe the exact quote was "If only Starbucks could make strong coffee that doesn't taste like I'm licking someones ass!"
     
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    OrbWeaver BECAUSE FALCONER

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    YES. :lol:

    After Myrath's set, referring to Zaher:
    Met-Al: If that dude doesn't get laid this weekend, I'll do him!
     
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    mandaX Team #ZFG

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    Some Dude in front of me during a not named band

    "DUDE YOU GUYS ARE NOT PAGE AND PLANT ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING KARAOKE AND GET TO THE FUCKING SONG"

    I think myself and my party fucking died..
     
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    SkiBumMSP Member

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    Thanks for the correction! That makes it that much more funnier. I guess that is what happens when I am still dragging ass with a headache and dreading having to go through that security there in that airport, then trying to recall it from memory a day later.
     
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    mandaX Team #ZFG

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    "Vagina Plinko"
     
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    metalprof Ken Luther

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    Stefan Zell introducing a song during Wolverine's acoustic show:

    Sentence 1: "There's a fun story about this song."
    Sentence 2: "My grandfather died about a year before the CD ..."
     
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    Diab0lique Nickels is money too

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    "You make me happy in my pants!!" Classic Al, during Rhapsody.
     
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    yardleybates Chick Wrangler

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    "I need to wash my butt around you guys"
    ~~~
    Person staying in the room above ours in the Artmore - known as "Strawberry Nightwish" the rest of the weekend.
    SN: OH, so did you guys hear the movie last night then?
    me: the porn?
    SN: Yes, because I always watch porn with my brother and Dave
    SN's brother: I was just sitting on the couch in my underpants
    SN: you're not helping this story
    Dave's wife: that explains the blank look on Dave's face when he got back
    Dave: They told me it was Imaginarium - it didn't mean what I thought

    Disclaimer - there was no porn version of the Nightwish DVD actually involved these events
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    Paula's the prettiest beard ever!
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    Fish Taco
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    I got these hello klitty earrings for Su
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    I've been waiting to hear this band for like 12 years!
    So, since you were born?
     
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    "Black Sabbath wasn't heavy, man. They played all slow and shit, that's not metal!"
     
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    LunaTEKKE Madness Reigns

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    Oh, that's freaking awesome! :lol:
     

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