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Discussion in 'Area 54 (CLOSED)' started by Metalman, Jun 12, 2002.

  1. Metalman

    Metalman Be yourself

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    I had one from a band called Andover from Brazil. On the gig list they have played with-Endless, Shrubery.
    Shame about the coma and the mis spelling but a Metal band called Endless Shrubbery would be so cool;) ;)
     
  2. Ian 'E' Edwards

    Ian 'E' Edwards ME(n)TAL AS FUCK!

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    LMAO - Endless Shrubery! Are they by any chance inspired by Monty Python's Knights Of Ni!? "We want... a shrubery!" :D

    I got one of those annoying mails just now from a band called Silverman - how metal is that?! Here's a review of the album that they want me to buy:

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    Hmmm, like I'm really going to go out and buy that now aren't I! Shows how shit their marketing company is though if they cannot even target people who are into their 'sub' genre of music! Pure shit. Wankers. :mad:
     
  3. little miss messiah

    little miss messiah Living my life. Everyday

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    Oh yeah I just LOVE those random emails:

    Lets see...

    I DO NOT need viagara
    I DO NOT want to meet likeminded singles in my area
    I DO NOT want to stop my hair thinning/receding/going grey
    I DO NOT want cheap paper/ink/cartridges/business cards

    and

    I CERTAINLY DO NOT want to watch Mandy & her flatmates try out their new webcam for my pleasure.

    Not today anyhoo, its wednesday for fecks sake! ;)
     
  4. Metalman

    Metalman Be yourself

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    Mine was addressed to every name with some sort of metal in it.
    Silverman look like they suck big time on uglyman records.
     
  5. MattBlack

    MattBlack Mr. Nasty

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    You get the Mandy emails too, LMM?

    I must get like 5 a day, all identicle, from different addresses. I would't mind, except the women pictured I wouldn't go near with someone else's barge pole.

    I get no Metal spam, though. I feel somehow left out. Except that my company and I spend all day fighting spam mail.

    Lets all create a union called "Against Repetitive Spam Emails".

    Yeah?
     
  6. Raven_1

    Raven_1 nevermore....

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    little miss out of interest couldnt send me the viagra one?

    lol

    jk
     
  7. Diamond Dave

    Diamond Dave Sheep in Kiss makeup

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    For some reason I constantly get mails asking me if I'd like to have my penis enlarged :confused: Has anybody been spreading rumours about me?

    And about how I've won a free holiday/car/hi-fi/other crap - just so long as I live in the continental US and don't delete the mail now...

    Or show my patriotism by proudly wearing a USA shirt and cap.

    Thanks hotmail :rolleyes:
     
  8. little miss messiah

    little miss messiah Living my life. Everyday

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    Apparently Tawnee's (not Kitaen) ickle sis Tori has turned 18 so I can now see her free pix, oh happy day:rolleyes:

    AND i can have MY VERY OWN credit card!


    Can u imagine?

    *counts existing credit cards*

    Oh dear i already appear to have 9 credit cards, with a combined limit i could pay off my mortgage with... I got REAL excited there for a moment :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Diamond Dave

    Diamond Dave Sheep in Kiss makeup

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    Ah but can you have that credit card whatever your credit rating's like?

    And you could use your new card to look at Tori's free pics :lol:
     
  10. Diamond Dave

    Diamond Dave Sheep in Kiss makeup

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    On a related note, I just cleaned half a dozen or so porn spam mails out of my Yahoo group.

    Don't mind people talking crap, don't mind people being "off-topic", don't mind people plugging their stuff, but I wish some people would try to make an effort. And not plug crap, off-topic porn stuff :rolleyes:
     
  11. Dan W

    Dan W RTA 24/7

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    Keep on getting "do you want to get a degree" stuff, wouldn't mind but I'm working towards one at the mo. Also I keep on getting them, even when I block the @.... part of the address
     
  12. Tony

    Tony Englands Last Bolshie

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  13. Thespawned

    Thespawned Total Area 54 Metalhead!

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    Iain Moffat?? thats the name of my dentist..... LOL!!

    (i wonder if its the same person?? LMAO)
     
  14. Tony

    Tony Englands Last Bolshie

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    I wouldnt trust a metalller who is a dentist.. i just dunno... :lol:
     
  15. Diamond Dave

    Diamond Dave Sheep in Kiss makeup

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    I'd rather trust a metaller who was a dentist than a metaller who was my dentist....
     

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