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rap battle thread

Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by War_Blade, Apr 9, 2006.

  1. Noble Viking

    Noble Viking Aka Herman Li

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    Yo,

    nigga step up!
    nigga step down!
    nigga run around!
    nigga jump!
    nigga don't front!
    nigga step back!
    nigga gotta gat!
    nigga you don't know me!
    nigga DON'T FUCK WIT THIS!

    Yeaahhhhh....

    *bass, snare, bass bass, snare*
     
  2. hasselhorgh

    hasselhorgh NORTHER

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    my attempt:

    *beatbox*

    i don't give a flying fuck motherfucker
    i don't give a flying fuck motherfucker
    i don't give a flying
    i don't give a flying
    i don't give a flying FUCK!

    :erk:
     
  3. Lithium

    Lithium Gr1m R34p0r

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    hahahaha

    Apparently Alexi Laiho is the new Eminem

    lil' L dawg teh Disking
    :lol:
     
  4. Nemesis_lxix

    Nemesis_lxix Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*

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    The are a lot of fucks flying here motherfuckas :lol:
     
  5. MegustaMucho

    MegustaMucho rock n troll

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    that's awesome :lol: good job!
     
  6. CliffBurton

    CliffBurton Member

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    :erk:
     
  7. sapaz_is_fuel

    sapaz_is_fuel Member

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    i agree
     
  8. K-z-H

    K-z-H Member

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    does he actually say "With a bullet in my gun dont fuck over my shit"?!?!
     
  9. perfecterror

    perfecterror Member

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    yea pack dis in ya pipe and smoke it kiddies:lol:
    snoop inspired skrait cali wessss side in ya eye
    fifty nine pies in ya face put ya in ya place
    you dont got no rhymes, let me kick ya in da dime
    this shizzle is tite like like my nizzle pipe fizzle
    guns blazin... bitches fadin... death by your side
    reaper style nizza choppin niggas like da kkk
    yow fear da reapa
    yow death in creapin
    yow dis is cali
    ... dis is cali (as in california aka wess side)
    ...big daddy...snoop dog...jr mophia... reprosent baby baby... fuck dis shit!
    fuck da reapa nizza
    dont let dat gizza control ya bizza...
    i'm out... fuck da reapa!
     
  10. Bastard child

    Bastard child Member

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    Lithium is actually pwning this thread:lol:

    Avec shoody ta m&#232;re vas se faire gang bang down.
     
  11. Rock Hydra

    Rock Hydra Feel the Strain!

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    Yeah, I was thinking what the fuck is with Alexi saying shit like that?
     
  12. Gjallarhorn

    Gjallarhorn Member

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    can you hold my crazy as I go? i dont even know what the hell hes remotely trying to say there.
     
  13. CliffBurton

    CliffBurton Member

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    The lyrics posted are unofficial, I've seen different ones myself.

    I honestly dont think he says that...
     
  14. WithoutJudgementJeremy

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    hey... check it...

    yo-yo.

    You mutha fuckers are popping shit right out in this thread,
    shootin shit from ya mouths; well heres a bullet through yer head..
    cause when i say shit i dont joke, dont choke; I'll bite you.
    as you sit around screaming about your girlfriend and gettin lied to.
    You fucking pussys are EMO, a bunch of faggots.
    You listen to gay music made from make-up wearing ass-lids.
    soon enough you faggots will have more lips - stuck to alexi's dick,
    then the tits of your momma breatfeedin yer whole family.
    Im a killa, a fucking spilla, smokin zilla's.
    and kongs in my bongs while yer rappin with vanilla.
    ICE bitch shutup you fucking homo.
    Your worse then janne warmen giving a blowjob to a hobo.
    Well fag I aint got the time to be wastin on you and yer my pals bitch posse.
    So go cry to yer momma, and she'll suck your dick with her lips glossy.
    And just so you know, she will blow a whole so big in yer dick,
    that your faggot ass makeup wearing homo boyfriend will finally be able to fit it in his goatsed ass and feel shit.
     
  15. Alteredmindeath

    Alteredmindeath Wasteland Survivor

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    typical rap song...

    Wuz dat nigga Wuz Dat nigga nigga nigga
    Money Hoes Money Hoes Money Hoes I rob for clothes
    Wus Dat Nigga Wuz Dat Nigga nigga nigga
    Money Hoes Money Hoes Money Hoes

    I kill ya boy I kill ya whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!
    I kill ya boy I kill ya whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!

    Wud ya say I got gunz nigga nigaa
    you betta runz nigga nigga niga
    Wud ya say fuck wid me I spray
    I got a wad of hundreds from slinging crack cocaine
     
  16. Krakatau

    Krakatau Member

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    ^youz a mad hatter

    yo dis be my thred dawg, check it out... 1, 2

    im da great pimp from da great north west
    u mess wit me nigga u betta be wearin da vest
    cuz im killa im a gangsta i shoulda be on death row
    but dem grimey cops cant catch me cuz im 2 slick fo' yo
    ill stab yo mama in da neck c how u like dat nigga
    cuz im a crip im a menace i be not afriad to pull da trigga
    homo say wut? ill slice yo eyes out wit my razor blade chain
    i crash yo funeral wit my cru sippin crystal champaign

    im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
    WHAT?!
    im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
    WHAT?!
    u wanna walk these streets ya betta hand me ova bling bling
    U GOT IT BOSS!

    my cru only konsist o' da maddest hustlas from da hood
    d-block, g-block, ur block our empire taken ova fo' good
    cuz im a hustla im a balla i be getting imported poontang fo' free
    even da prime minasta of micronesia be scurred o' me
    u kan see me terrorizing da streets in my neon red brand new caddy
    i got yo chick in da back seat and she think im her band new daddy
    haha! dat hoe i'll cap her fat ass stab her pussy cut off her head burn her 2 a krisp roll her up and smoke her like a joint
    cuz thats how mutha fuckin crazy i am HOLLA!

    im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
    WHAT?!
    im 2 slick fo' u, im 2 crip fo' u - im da king
    WHAT?!
    wen u thot lord of tha rings wusnt real im da lord o' da streets

    and ur next white boi
    ill kill u and yo mama
    and ill fuck yo sista makes babies wit her and fuck dem too
    boy or girl i dont care it dont matta
    cuz thats how mutha fuckin crazy crazy i am
    yall dont kno wut its like on dat streets da streets make u crazy
    crazy like a mutha fucka and lord of the rings be tite
    peace out 2 all da home bois in da west end, nike fo' my sneakas and xbox fo the da controlla
     
  17. goth_fiend

    goth_fiend happiness is jagermiester

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    yo yo yo west side cali up in this beeyatch!!!

    gonna kick down some ill rymes fo yo kracka azzes ready 1 1 2

    hold on nigga turn my headphones up , I cant hear shit, seriously nigga I cant hear shit!!! turn my shit up!
     
  18. Heavenscent

    Heavenscent FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

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    Yo turn dis shit up!

    Yeah!

    That's right boy, I'll be jammin' to the sound of yo brainthrob
    Cause my shit is dah shit
    And I won't stop rhymin' till yo brain go pop (wha?!)
    Mah pop-pop Johnson slay yo ass down, bitch,
    Don't think I am a-sweatin'
    I'm a-bustin' balls fo breakfast, I'm the king judgement day, yo tha crop
    Wassup, don't know what'sa battin' (dramatic pause) ya?
    Standin' in a puddle wit yo dick in yo mouth, brainfreeze
    What nigga, dis shit too hard fo yo bloodclod egotism?
    Whatcha please
    You don't get cause i rip yo fuckin' head from your walking skin disease
    And I'll hang it on mah keys when yo funky ass is in tha trunk!
     
  19. Turbo

    Turbo Natursekt Black Metal

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    :lol: !!!! Why are we doing this? o_O
     
  20. Heavenscent

    Heavenscent FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

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    because we can :lol:
    I mean, it's poetry for retards.
     

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