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REAL epic as fuck songs.

Discussion in 'Bar' started by Chryst Krispies, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. Decimator

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    I think this will do
    The other songs on this album are not as good IMO

    The whole 'the human equation' -album is epicness on its own!
     
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  2. Nuno Filipe

    Nuno Filipe You talkin' to me?

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    There is something even more EPIC!lol It´s one track with 60 minutes.
    Check it out:
     
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  3. Metaltastic

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    Fuck yeah, I've always loved "Light of Day, Day of Darkness", except for the crazy saxophone/moaning chick solo :loco: (I'm not sure if I'd completely eliminate it if I had my druthers, but I'd definitely shorten it)
     
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    its been years since i first heard this song and it still sends shivers down my spine.



    not epic in a gay-power-metal sense, but staring-wide-eyed-into-the-ultimate-void epic.

    "Blessed is he, that mvrders Christ in Hymself!!! and in hys fellow men!"
     
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    FAQ:How do Epic? ¯\(°_o)/¯

    A metal guide by motomoto:heh:

    Rule number 1.
    Read books.Lots of them.Anything with dragons,dwarfs,elf's,knights,barbarians will do.
    Get into the spirit.

    Rule number 2.
    Don't rely only on your electric guitar.
    Learn how to play flutes, bagpipes, get many midi sounds with waves splashing,
    swords bashing, horses, donkeys.Whatever!!!!
    They didn't have EMG's in the middle age.Dah:err:

    Rule number 3.
    Start wearing leather pants.NO, i repeat, NO fuckin underwear.
    No diesel jeans or boxers in the middies either.

    Rule number 4.
    Get used to the fuckin language.
    If i'll hear you say ''get in the car bitch'' i reap you tong!!!
    From now on its ''enter thy vehicle my mistress''

    Rule number 5.
    Don't play fast.
    If somebody wanted to hear some riffs he'll listen to Slayer.
    One chord at the time.Nobody's rushing you.Keep the feeling intact.

    Rule number 6.
    If you don't have a pretty voice, lets say...like a bard, don't worry.
    It's not your fault that you were trying to sound like George ''Corpsegrinder'' Fisher when you were 15.
    Get a hot chick to sing!!!!
    Worst case scenario, if your music sucks nobody is gonna complain:cool:





    So now that we've sorted it, lets bring on the REAL FUCKIN EPIC songs

    :headbang::headbang::headbang:
     
  6. AEL89

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    This has to be one of the most 'epic' songs ever...

     
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  7. Sickan

    Sickan ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    We're talking epic?

     
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  8. slayercannibalsuffohead

    slayercannibalsuffohead Get a dog up ya!

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  9. slayercannibalsuffohead

    slayercannibalsuffohead Get a dog up ya!

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    Maiden are the true EPIC masters!

    But I do have the winner here ........... drum roll ....................




    My fav though,


    This is the only song that makes me teary, (2008 version, still good though)


    "Saddle my horse, as I drink my last ale" FUCKING EPIC! (original)

     
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  10. Nuno Filipe

    Nuno Filipe You talkin' to me?

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    That album is quite good maybe their best album to date. Saxophone is there to be more progressive:lol:
     
  11. Jevil

    Jevil Pro Evolution Fucker

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    Now I see everything clear.:lol::lol:
     
  12. drew_drummer

    drew_drummer Dancefap

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    Shiiit... I'm on the wrong forum for epic music. :lol:
     
  13. GarethSE

    GarethSE New Metal Member

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    you know i couldnt have let this topic go by without some doom :heh:
     
  14. Holographic Paradigm

    Holographic Paradigm Dark Deceiver

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    If that isn't REAL epic then nothing is.
     
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  15. GarethSE

    GarethSE New Metal Member

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    id expect better from someone who was just listening to traced in air


    so ill be cool for you
     
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    P-E Munchkin

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    I don't really consider this epic, though I consider it perfect.
     
  17. Mutant

    Mutant I hate that supercow !

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  18. JamieK

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    I can't believe there's a thread about epic songs and no-one has mentioned Wintersun yet!



    Enjoy :headbang:
     
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  19. MetalJonesy

    MetalJonesy more metal, more booze!!!

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    Judas Priest - A Touch Of Evil


    Metallica - Fixxer


    Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (live 94 Pulse)



    those have been a few favs of mine since childhood!!

    theres a few others that have been posted, like The Czar by mastodon
     
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  20. AEL89

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    fuck yes^^ I already posted comfortably numb - such a classic! I don't see how any Viking wannabe can match that!!
     

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