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RIP Jack LaLanne

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by ~Lynn~, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. ~Lynn~

    ~Lynn~ Bah...

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    :eek: The question is.....Will?
     
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    For the last 10 years... I spiked his juice with french fries. HOW'S YOUR JUICE NOW JACK? HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
     
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    He made power juicers and swore by drinking juice and not sugary foods for health in his later years. I think he made it to 94 years old.
     
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    I see. Ah well, 94's a good age. If you're still lucid, at least.
     
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    He was showing his age in the latest commercial. They had him talk less, probably because he looked so tired.

    Thankee.
     
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    RIP health man!


     
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    Dem brows are from too much juicing.
     
  11. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Oh noes If he juices up the angels the war will go badly.
     
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    Read my first post sir. We're ok.
     
  13. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Fat angels eh? Plummeting from the sky like fleshy meteors.
     
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    Also remember that Billy Mays had more than a year head start to sell them Big City Slider Stations.
     
  15. Macharius

    Macharius Thank you for noticing.

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    Fucken pneumonia did him in, it's the kiss of death for the elderly.

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  16. Will Bozarth

    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    No. I sent an email 2 years ago or so asking for an autograph, and they told me to send $1. I forgot. Woops.
     
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    Will Bozarth Everlasting Godstopper

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    I made a joke about old celebrities dying ONLY from pneumonia lately, and a woman that I work with said "PNEUMONIA DOESNT ONLY KILL OLD PEOPLE!" I responded with a nice "I know. It's call a joke... humor... funny... ha-ha... Give me my change."
     
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    Macharius Thank you for noticing.

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    Well it seems to me if you get it, and you're over 70, 75 maybe, you have a likelier chance of dying from it than living through it. It's either that, or taking your clothes off in a WalMart near the pharmacy and handing them a stool sample. Dying from that forget disease, i forget what it is. oh, Alzheimer's!
     

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