Sup dudes! I'm offering a very unique service normally only available to skeezy blondes at bars. Send me a PM if you're interested, and I will send you my paypal address. You send me money and I will buy beer or whiskey or both with it. It's as simple as that. I won't send you any kind of proof back but you can rest assured knowing that I will get hammered on your dime. This is will only be available for a limited time before I offer the same thing to your friends and guys that buy bottle service, so don't miss out on your chance to get me shitfaced!