This site is supported by the advertisements on it, please disable your AdBlocker so we can continue to provide you with the quality content you expect.

Welcome to Our Community

Wanting to join the rest of our members? Feel free to sign up today.

Service: I Will Drink Alcohol That You Pay For

Discussion in 'Merch Stand' started by JeffTD, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. JeffTD

    JeffTD Senhor Testiculo

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2004
    Messages:
    12,582
    Likes Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    Sup dudes! I'm offering a very unique service normally only available to skeezy blondes at bars.

    Send me a PM if you're interested, and I will send you my paypal address. You send me money and I will buy beer or whiskey or both with it. It's as simple as that. I won't send you any kind of proof back but you can rest assured knowing that I will get hammered on your dime. This is will only be available for a limited time before I offer the same thing to your friends and guys that buy bottle service, so don't miss out on your chance to get me shitfaced!
     
  2. Clockwork

    Clockwork Bass playing guy.

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Messages:
    1,082
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Washington DC
    This sounds like a great opportunity!
     
  3. DeclanWhite

    DeclanWhite Senior Member

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2009
    Messages:
    2,102
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Australia
    What's the catch?
     
  4. FarBeyondMetal

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2008
    Messages:
    838
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    ;)
     
  5. rapucore

    rapucore i really hate spiders

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2013
    Messages:
    786
    Likes Received:
    22
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Location:
    FIN
    Where can I send my money to?
     
  6. egan.

    egan. daylightdies.com

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2002
    Messages:
    5,441
    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    NorCal
    Where's my wheatgrass bitch?
     
  7. cobhc

    cobhc Amiga Enthusiast

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2003
    Messages:
    5,420
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Nottingham, England.
    Man, it's gotta be pics or GTFO!

    But seriously, only beer and whiskey?
     
  8. He's Dead, Jim

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2012
    Messages:
    1,429
    Likes Received:
    11
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Washington, DC
    Does it come with artist presets from Oliver Reed?
     
  9. aqnimal

    aqnimal Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2004
    Messages:
    267
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Location:
    Scottsdale, AZ
    DAMN!! Why didn't I think of that?
     
  10. JeffTD

    JeffTD Senhor Testiculo

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2004
    Messages:
    12,582
    Likes Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    You guys already know what my balls sound like - is that not enough!?
     
  11. nezvers

    nezvers Beast

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2010
    Messages:
    1,399
    Likes Received:
    36
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Latvia, Riga
    Like cancer?
     
  12. Mattayus

    Mattayus Sir Groove-A-Lot

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2010
    Messages:
    2,059
    Likes Received:
    23
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Cambs, UK
    If I give you the money to carry out this service, but I don't like the results (i.e. you can't get it up, or you're sick in the front seat of my Focus) can I get my money back?
     
  13. JeffTD

    JeffTD Senhor Testiculo

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2004
    Messages:
    12,582
    Likes Received:
    9
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Los Angeles, CA
    No. You drive a Ford - you should be used to wasting money. :lol:
     
  14. Mago

    Mago Austrian Blech Machine

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2009
    Messages:
    4,687
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Vienna, Austria
    If I send you moolah for 2 bottles of whiskey, do I get to send you money for a sixpack of beer for free?
     
  15. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    7,123
    Likes Received:
    6
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Philly
    I'd like to undercut Jeff by offering to not only use the money you send ME to drink beer and rum but in addition to that service I will also then have sex with a random fat girl

    you're not gonna find a deal like that anywhere else

    also, every 5th person that sends me money gets one of their dollars back ... could YOU be lucky #5???
     
  16. Jaymz

    Jaymz Stymphalian Productions

    Joined:
    May 20, 2006
    Messages:
    7,429
    Likes Received:
    11
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    York
  17. Sacha

    Sacha Throbbing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2002
    Messages:
    1,273
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Calgary, AB, CANADA
    Dick pics sent
     
  18. Line666

    Line666 Fendurr

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2006
    Messages:
    3,343
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Will donate on the promise of you throwing the empties at any bands you happen to be working with and drunkenly shouting abuse at them afterwards.
     
  19. abt

    abt BT

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2009
    Messages:
    1,418
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    @skinny we all know you're going to be doing that anyway
    @Line66 we all know Jeff's going to be doing that anyway
     
  20. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    7,123
    Likes Received:
    6
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Philly
    We can send dick pics?

    [​IMG]
     

Share This Page