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Discussion in 'RC' started by Tila Tequila, Nov 9, 2005.
Yeah, I'll have to kind of agree with Max on this one. I love my yellow beauties but jesus christ her head is goofy.
I've seen other pics, it's just a strange angle.
the raised mound is making office dwelling very difficult right now
PUFFY VAG = TEH WIN
I've come along way. But I finally think I'm catching a break in this industry. I met a hollywood producer yesterday. He found me on myspace and invited me over for some coffee. We hit it out and I have a tryout for a role in the upcoming Clerks 2 movie. I was actually feeling blue the last couple months. Things werent happening as fast I thought they were. I was almost considering doing full blown porn to make some quick cash as my band made some ground. But no need. I can remain a born again virgin! (7 months baby!) I just want to thank Adrian for all the kind comments he's been sending me. Without you and I honestly don't know what naughty things i'd be doing right now.
Tonight on www.tilashotspot.com we will be enabling a chat feature. For $9.99 you can chat the night away with me. And For those with webcams...You can watch me drink champange, and see a live audition from my band. So get ready for some tilafashion!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a real account?
I'll always be here to piss on you. Never forget that you dirty, dirty asian whore.
ahhhhh ... man as robot = ebortion
thanks for the piss comment for me to figure it out
I can just imagine hearing him screaming from the other side of the globe when he reads this.
although ... now looking at your tag line ... "wata sports" ... damn I'm stupid
yeah i figured a name change was needed, i mean come on, everyone else is doing it [/lolz]
According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois -- a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.
Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: "I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."
She went on to say: "These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!"
Id still hit it
I'm about as hard as a 1910 4th grade history exam.
I admittedly pyongpalmed my Kim Dong-un to this bint's Tet offensive the day it dropped. I'm not too big a fan of her nailed on ta tas and Roswell 47 facade, but her celebrity status negated any short comings. My Cao Lau was sputtering com suon nuong to this bint getting a serving of two bagged Lipton and ingesting straight from the kettle. Would watch again, 5char.