So I'm 25 and just shit my pants for the first time. Not only that, but I started shitting my pants right when I got home and ran to the bathroom, thought it was a good idea to pull my pants down to get the rest into the toilet but just ended up shitting all over the place. Spent more than an hour cleaning up. Tell me your shitty stories! edit: Another note, I've never seen my poop outside of a toilet before, I never noticed how chunky it was. It looked like a brown curry lamb dish I might get from an Indian restaurant.