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Shitting while singing "velvet thorns"

Discussion in 'Katatonia' started by Absolut Jim Varney, Jan 14, 2004.

  1. Absolut Jim Varney

    Absolut Jim Varney New Metal Member

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    Has anyone noticed that if you sing velvet thorns (of drynwhyl, of course) out loud while taking a shit, your system is cleaned out much easier.
    I started bleeding, but I probably won't need to shit for about 6 days.
    Roughly.
     
    #1 Absolut Jim Varney, Jan 14, 2004
  2. The Scourge

    The Scourge Suicide Machine

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    Haven't seen that many threads started by you fella, but the only ones I have seen I could only describe as fecal-centric. Very odd...........but to each his own I suppose.
     
    #2 The Scourge, Jan 15, 2004
  3. Absolut Jim Varney

    Absolut Jim Varney New Metal Member

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    basically my goal is to liven up the katatonia board.
    they make great music, but there needs to have more entertaining posts!
     
    #3 Absolut Jim Varney, Jan 15, 2004
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    no country for old wainds Active Member

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    I had noticed, funnily enough.
     
    #4 no country for old wainds, Jan 15, 2004
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    This is by far the most interesting thread I've seen on this board so far. Keep em coming...
     
    #5 BarronBlod, Jan 15, 2004
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    AngelinaBlakkheim Menacing meow

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    I love Velvet Thorns, my favourite song. But I never tried to shit while singing it.. ¬¬
     
    #6 AngelinaBlakkheim, Jan 15, 2004
  7. Absolut Jim Varney

    Absolut Jim Varney New Metal Member

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    it's somewhat fun, slightly painful
    i did the ole drynwhyl + shitting routine in my dorm one time, the cops were called but 'sall good.
     
    #7 Absolut Jim Varney, Jan 15, 2004
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    hahahahahaha :headbang:
     
    #8 valafar, Jan 17, 2004
  9. Absolut Jim Varney

    Absolut Jim Varney New Metal Member

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    hmm...still feeling the effects, this isn't such a good idea after all
    it DOES clean out your system...and much more...
     
    #9 Absolut Jim Varney, Jan 20, 2004
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