Which is your brand of preference? I'm quite the fan of Irish Spring, but recently picked up a 3pack of Dove which I found on sale. This may be the most brittle bar of soap that I've ever used. While Irish Spring will wither away to a thin sliver before crumbling in your palm, Dove will disintegrate in to white chunklets after 3 uses. This soap may be ideal for Frenchmen and/or Armenians who rinse every other season, but it doesn't work for manly men who get their hands greasy while running an RC/HDP simulcast. I want the strength of Lava, with the lather of Lever2000, with the subtle scent of an Irish cottage. Ideally, no residue, fully moisturizing, with traces of lavender/other pleasant odors to instill that fresh out of the fields crispness that tenderly acknowledges a day's labor by way of porous stimuli. Fuck Body Washes, Loofas, and any of that other Ghaal shit. They are useless in the battle against the condition known as "Turk Taint".