Abandoned for eternity beneath these weeping heavens/ No tears left but the rain that stings mine eyes Weepidy weepidy weep, Mickey Knackerfeldt- "an aeon of huffs"
pepper spray will having you weeping like a 17 year old anathemong listening to judgement "no one feeeels the paaainnn"
i bought a peper spray once and on my way back home tested it against a wall to check if it worked, then the liquid leaked on my finger without me noticing, then a few minutes later i scratched my eye. then i cried for the rest of the evening.
Your accidentally wiping pepper substances into your eye compliments mine it was a cardiff kebab shop in the crazy 90's, it took a nordie prod who was in the british army to fish the damn pepper seed out. god bless cross border relations
Yeah,they also made me fart and follow through once after I'd been drinking cans of draught Guinness all day. Fuckers.