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stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Discussion in 'Bloodbath' started by Tumn, Sep 9, 2008.

  1. (The bass player)

    (The bass player) Total Satan

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    A retarded page on this thread? That has never happened before, there is something evil afoot...

    So does anyone else ever get the urge to put a towel between their buttocks, smear grape jelly on themselves and Sumo-Wrestle with people at an orgy?

    Just me??

    Well this is awkward.
     
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    (The bass player) Total Satan

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    No my urges are more in the ways of donning a chainmail, axe in hand, sailing a dragonship to English shores and burn down a cloister or five....
     
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    Belac Flesh To Steel

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    Save us oh lord from the wrath of the Northmen!!! :kickass:
     
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    Aexalven Big Paws

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    And when im saying stuff like that im psycho :(


    Yea, lets plunder and rape :Smokedev:

    @edit
    But i aint raping anything below 7,5/10
     
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    (The bass player) Total Satan

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    No rape, Stellan Skarsgård has spoken!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJZIBx1fpUU
     
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    Well when Viking Bodybuilder Total Satan says these things the humour is obvious and doesn't actually sound malicious, and in normal conversations it's clear he is actually a functional human being who understands how the world works.

    You have a habit of saying downright fucked up things with creepy context. For example, your most recent post

    This comes off as a bit fucked up. I don't like kids, I never have. To me the idea of killing children and pregnant women is repugnant. I have an absurd sense of humor and I say a lot of things with extreme sarcasm and retardation but there is a certain fine line between creepy and satirical. But I have realized you are a borderline troll so I don't really notice much. Even in the more serious conversations you say things where I am left wondering if you are trying to be funny extreme or just an idiot. :lol:

    To be fair I think we all might cross that line of satirical and strange, hell the last thing I posted was completely retarded but it was also dumb enough that I'm hoping people don't actually think I want to sumo-wrestle large groups of naked people.

    Well I mean I do want to sumo wrestle large groups of naked people but I don't want to smear myself in grape jelly. I'm a fan of strawberry myself.
     
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    (The bass player) Total Satan

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    :oops:
     
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    :D
     
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    WITH A NORTHERN HEART I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
    DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
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    Very good my young padawan but you are not a jedi yet!
     
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    Omg I just realized I need to listen to all of Immortal right now. It's the perfect christmas miracle winter music!
     
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    Christmas at the heart of winter?
    Sons of christmas darkness?
     
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    Didn't see you there, hai! :oops:
     
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    u gay

    Well, in that case if you'd rather die because of a threat weak are causing I would have to kill you too. Basic survival bruh, I dont know if I had the balls to attack full grown man, but in hell i could say I at least tried to survive.
     
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    Dont worry I would be like 60 km from the nearest children. I avoid kids whenever possible, zombie apocalypse or not :lol:.
     
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    I'll just quote you for truth, Caleb :)

     
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    stefan86 invariably off-topic

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    And my respect for that, would share my rat with you at the camp
     

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