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Steven Seagal Stories

Discussion in 'Anathema' started by pistol_pete, Jan 12, 2005.

  1. pistol_pete

    pistol_pete Member

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    Post all your Steven Seagal related stories here.
     
  2. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    thank you god.

    in your face mehdi and allah!
     
  3. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    oh yeah the story that ALLEGEDLY happened

    Steven segal, big movie star, 7th dan aikido, general knob, was being a bit too rough on his stuntmen while doing a movie. "Judo" Gene lebell/livinglegend/hard bastard who fought bears/stunt man/old dude decided to have a quiet word with stevie. Seagal didnt take kindly to it and one thing led to another and Segal suggested that lebell was no match for his l33t aikido powaz. Gene promptly choked him out. When stevie came back round he claimed he wasnt ready the first time around and invited gene to try his luck again. Gene did and once again stevie gets a dose of oxygen deprivation therapy, except this time he loses control of his bodily functions and has an accident. :oops: Similar thing happened with him and one of the machado brothers on the set of Under Siege 2. ALLEGEDLY

    Mehdi loves this story :worship:
     
  4. a_silent_enigma

    a_silent_enigma chaotic tranquility

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    what........steven seagal gets his own thread and not Jean Claude Van-Damme?? hehe
     
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    breaklose Spoof Member

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    HAILS ZTEVEN ZEAGALZ. SCUMBAG *squints*
     
  6. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    *squints back*

    *frowns*
     
  7. requiem

    requiem I bleed sir, but not killed

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    Un-fucking-believable.

    Moderator!! Moderator!!!!!
     
  8. my dying groom

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    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    Moderators?? we dont need no steeeenking moderator :heh:
     
  10. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    I remember the moderating days. we don't want it like that again...
     
  12. Vinz from 'La Haine'

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    My brother worked in a restaurant. One night who but Stevie Seagal walked in. He a was a right cunt to my brother.
    My brother wanked in Stevie's dinner.
    True story.

    Never piss off the waitstaff.
     
  13. althea

    althea Free for the first time!

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    Don't you laugh with muscles from Brussels! He is probably the only export product from Belgium that's is so widely known! :D
     
  14. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Hm, that's cool just like Fight Club, I respect your brother.





    jeeesus, this is gross
     
  15. Loona

    Loona *~holdacska~*

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    exactly what I wanted to say :ill:

    :lol: :lol:
     
  16. a_silent_enigma

    a_silent_enigma chaotic tranquility

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    No disrespect meant to Jean Claude. I grew up on his movies! He's got some classics: Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Lionheart, Double Impact. What would life be without the muscles from Brussels? :D Steven Seagal and Jean Claude should make a movie together. Dolph Lungren and Van Damme did one and you got "Universal Soldier" :headbang:
     
  17. Cenk

    Cenk Anathemaniac since 1993

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    my mum used to think I looked like Steven Seagal when I had long hair.. I got it cut eventually, lol. now she says I look like George Clooney.. what the..?
     
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    Out of the frying pan into the fire I'd say, but women might judge that differently :D
     
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    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Personally, I'd go for Clooney. He's got a pig.
     
  20. LoboUivante

    LoboUivante my tummy hurts

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    i want more seagal's stories. and jean van too if possible :).
     

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