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Discussion in 'Dark Tranquillity' started by QRV, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. Siren

    Siren Active Member

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    everybody realised it was the ghost of Eddie Murphy. Siren got scared that the ghost might want revenge so she hid behind marduk, who..
     
  2. Magrathean

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    ...didn't do a thing because...
     
  3. marduk1507

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    ...he was still thinking hes seen the guy before, but couldnt remember where. So he just...
     
  4. RampageSword

    RampageSword AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!

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    thought it was a joke and some camera guys would pop out of the pencil cabinet or something... So siren took out the vacuum and sucked Eddie Murphy's ghost. Next thing she knows, the Ghostbusters are sueing her for using their idea...
     
  5. Magrathean

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    ...so she decided to call her favorite lawyer, who was no other than...
     
  6. King Chaos

    King Chaos Pomeo Osoponeor

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    The Dark Jester. The Dark Jester managed to enchant the prosecution in a pre-hearing with his charm and wit, and so they dropped all charges, on one condition, that marduk and siren go on a mystifiying quest to...
     
  7. RampageSword

    RampageSword AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!

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    find the holy aluminium plate. marduk instantly went berserk and ran out the court tearing his clothes apart and siren...
     
  8. King Chaos

    King Chaos Pomeo Osoponeor

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    assured the bewlidered onlookers that this is how Marduk traditionally accepts quest proposals. Siren spotted Marduk in the parking lot talking to a hobbled war veteran who had told Marduk...
     
  9. Siren

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    that he shouldn't be going around naked like that and...
     
  10. Dark_Jester

    Dark_Jester Unrepentant sentient

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    should pay Dark Jester the legal fees he still owed. Marduk replied
     
  11. Magrathean

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    ...that he didn't want to, but the war vet talked him into agreeing to pay him after they had found the holy aluminium plate. So Siren, marduk and the war vet set out on their quest to find the sacred and ancient artifact, confident that they'd find it in no time. But just at that moment...
     
  12. RampageSword

    RampageSword AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!

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    the Earth stopped turning and went on reverse. The problem is, this radical change of direction made everybody fly off the planet and now they had to get back to it by swimming in the atmosphere-less universe just like they did in Fireball XL5. marduk, high on adrenaline, coke, speed, coco, koala oil and many other substances was already way in advance and siren, followed closely by Dark Jester sighed and said...
     
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    "it's way easier in the sea" and Dark Jester replied..
     
  14. Magrathean

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    "How would i know?". So they were stuck there in space, slowly running out of air, but just then a spaceship picked them up. They thanked the pilot and asked him his name, to which the pilot replied "they call me RampageSword, but you can call me Rampage". Then...
     
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    marduk replied to him, "I'll call you Rampy. Do you know where the holy aluminium plate is, Rampy?" To which Rampage replied:
     
  16. Magrathean

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    "That's such a gay nickname!" But then Siren asked him again, and Rampage just looked at them for a few moments, after which he slowly...
     
  17. RampageSword

    RampageSword AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!

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    said, yes I do know where to find what you seek. However, it's going to be a long journey and I couldn't manage to get there without my partner of old...We have to find him, and vanilla ice cream because I'm hungry for ice cream...Now my guess is, my old chap is somewhere floating around near Mexico's atmosphere and I guess he's already reached the Earth. He's such a good swimmer. "What's his name, rampy?" said marduk. "UndoControl" replied rampage. "Then I'll call him Undies" added marduk. And they headed for mexico and spotted an ice cream counter where they met...
     
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    UndoControl, who was eating blueberry ice cream, but when he heard marduk call him "Undies" he remarked that it sounded so much like "underpants" that it was scary. Anyway, they ate ice cream and Rampage asked his friend UndoControl if he'd be willing to accompany them to where the aluminium plate was, to which UndoControl replied...
     
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    RampageSword AWARE! BEWARE! WAR!

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    "You know what we suffered down there, Rampage but if you're ready to go back I won't let you leave without me. You'd never make it alone. So "mardy" what is your favorite ice cream flavor because you should get one before we leave, it'll be the last for a long, long time you know..." marduk felt the touch of fear crawl up his spine and said in a whisper "lemon, I like lemon ice cream.....where are we heading, excactly?" Rampage looked at him intensely and said...
     
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    "A planet so obscure and distant that it's not even charted." As marduk stared at him, trembling more with each second, Rampage continued: "But it's a good thing that both UndoControl and i know how to get there."

    When they were finished with their ice cream cones, Rampage told UndoControl to get his spaceship, weapons and any other necessary stuff, so UndoControl did so. After about an hour he came back in his spaceship, bringing a laser shooter, a towel and a photograph of a girl who, he said, was his girlfriend. So...
     

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