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stupid joke of the day...

Discussion in 'CoB Off-topic' started by DragonKeeper, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. DragonKeeper

    DragonKeeper czarica i pijana

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    just as this thread implies, feel free to put some jokes on here
    any kind are welcome..lets see what you can come up with hehe

    so a guy goes into a cannibal restaurant and asks to look at the menu. he sees that the white guy, asian, middle eastern, and the hispanic guy are all $2, but the black guy was $20. so the guy asks the waiter, "excuse me, but why are all the other guys only $2, while the black guy is $20? why is he so expensive?" the waiter replied, "ever tried to clean one?"
     
  2. SILENT(-)SCREAM

    SILENT(-)SCREAM Pure American Metal

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    *shakes head*:Smug:
     
  3. Feel_The_Force

    Feel_The_Force Thrash 'Til Death!!

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    lol its funny because its so poor
     
  4. DeathPact

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    lol i laughed more at your comment than at the joke
     
  5. Nick Brookes

    Nick Brookes I Love Alans Balls

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    lol so so poo
     
  6. Turbo

    Turbo Natursekt Black Metal

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    first reports after the earthquake say that 28,000 pakistanis lost their lifes. Rescuers are now checking the second house.
     
  7. -Gavin-

    -Gavin- Gavornator

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    HOLY SHIT! LOL! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  8. Leandro

    Leandro ¬¬

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    :lol:That one reminded me...you know. Most elevators in the world show something like 'maximum load: 800kg or 12 people'
    In nigeria, it's like 'maximum load: 800 people or 12 kg'
     

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