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Takin a shit in style.

Discussion in 'Bar' started by Loren Littlejohn, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. Loren Littlejohn

    Loren Littlejohn Lover of all boobage.

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    For only $6,400. :lol:

     
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  2. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    Do want! :OMG: Can you imagine taking a shit on that toilet with that view? :worship:
     
  3. PhilTheBeard

    PhilTheBeard "The Beard"

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    Holy shit!!! That's the most epic toilet ever!!! Even come's with a touch screen remote FUCK!!! LMAO!!!
     
  4. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

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    dunno man ... seems a little slow. What happens when you have that full-on attack of the mouth sweats letting you know you have less than 5 seconds to bury your head in the bowl before projectile vomiting begins?
     
  5. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    Have two toilets? You have that toilet, you have money to burn.
     
  6. Emdprodukt

    Emdprodukt Member of Dude Castle 69

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    hahaha I was thinking the same thing! :D
     
  7. PhilTheBeard

    PhilTheBeard "The Beard"

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    They will probably have an update for that ;) you should email them haha
     
  8. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

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    Yeah I didn't even want to bring up those times you have to sprint inside your place so fast you almost break the key off in the front door, praying to Odin for just another second of respite before the full volcanic fury of a bad case of bubble-guts unleashes hell from your ass

    Imagine being in that moment, where you've actually become convinced that shit will in fact spray from your ears, waiting for that toilet to mock you in slow motion
     
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    Totally worth it
     
  10. Mutant

    Mutant I hate that supercow !

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    And this video was in "related":



    :D
     
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  11. NoSoup4you22

    NoSoup4you22 Keep on blorpin'

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    I don't want a bidet...
     
  12. Virgil.

    Virgil. ¯\(°_o)/¯

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    hahahaha :lol:
     
  13. Skinny Viking

    Skinny Viking ¯\(°_o)/¯ How do Lydian?

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    ^ thats a true story man

    as I bolted into my apartment I yelled at my girl "turn the tv up real loud and don't stop loving me!"
     
  14. FloridaRolf

    FloridaRolf W.A.T.

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    my first post in years and its about my toilet

    fuck yeah

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    sprack Thread Killer

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    What is it with the inspection ledge on toilets in Germany?
     
  16. SocialNumb

    SocialNumb Damn Christians!

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    Dude what's up with poop collector? Or are you supposed to put that there after you shit and soak your asshole? Maybe it steams your balls?
     
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    RedDog Humanoid typhoon

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    Is that a fucking iPod dock?


    \m/
     
  18. FloridaRolf

    FloridaRolf W.A.T.

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    3rd pic is the asshairdryer

    yeah it is :headbang:
     
  19. Loren Littlejohn

    Loren Littlejohn Lover of all boobage.

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    :lol:

    I like it. Only because I wouldn't know how to use it though.
     
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    Had an episode like this not too long ago. Left my truck running, front door to my apartment wide open with the keys hanging in the lock, screaming the whole time - crying out to a God who had clearly forsaken me. If I had a toilet like that I would have needed a garden hose, not a bidet.

    As it was I had a normal toilet and still had a bit of cleaning up to do. Damn Cajun food.
     

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