I am through being nice. It's not that anyone has shit on me; I just suck at it. Try to console Mark and wind up making fun of him. Offer to do someone a favor and come across like a gay stalker. Try to console someone who has cancer and wind up endorsing suicide. Worst part is I'm actually a decent guy in person. If Dan asked, I'd research the civil process end of child support no questions asked. Hell, when my coworker's mother was in the hospital I sincerely offered to go with her for support. So you know what? I'm through trying to be nice. If you guys don't want me to shit on your parade, have it march by my office. Otherwise.... I will friggin drown you in my feces.