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The Bacon Explosion

Discussion in 'Clad in Darkness' started by JohnInDarkness, Jan 29, 2009.

  1. JohnInDarkness

    JohnInDarkness Hello, my name is Sean.

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    He sticks his dick in a Bacon Explosion roll and calls it his girlfriend.
     
  2. Seanindarkness

    Seanindarkness Seeker of lice

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    You found me out.
     
  3. Seanindarkness

    Seanindarkness Seeker of lice

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    Chris: You should celebrate by porking her...and by that I don't have sex with her but make her a bacon explosion.
     
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    Yazz got mad @ me because i got curious about my sexxxual feelings towards the following:

    - The Bacon Explosion.
     
  5. Reaper-X

    Reaper-X New Metal Member

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    Moar liek Obese Metal... Amirite?
     
  6. August Gales

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    Don't worry... Your feelings are welcome here. As a matter of fact, I believe Coy would even let you eat the bacon off of his buff biceps.
     
  7. Seanindarkness

    Seanindarkness Seeker of lice

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    Mmm yes, Coy and his ripplllling musclessssss.
     
  8. JohnInDarkness

    JohnInDarkness Hello, my name is Sean.

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    Christrollpher High Priest of Obeseus

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    Who needs a Thanksgiving turkey when you can have the family sit around and carve a bacon explosion?
     
  10. Seanindarkness

    Seanindarkness Seeker of lice

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    So I imagine my August adventure to Clad land will be something like this?
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    Christrollpher High Priest of Obeseus

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    It appears I'll be working 6:00 am to 2:00 pm on Thanksgiving (if I'm really lucky I'll be able to get a double and work until 10:00 pm) and I would be really thankful if someone shipped a bacon explosion to me at work that day.
     

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