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The battle rap thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by jimmy101, Oct 10, 2019.

  1. jimmy101

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    This is the game, simple & plain..

    Let's battle.
     
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    Slammed, I don't give a shit about your gifts
    This is a thread about dope frees & spits
    If you wanna step up to the plate, be a challenger
    But don't swing rusty swords, cause I swing the Excalibur
     
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    Everyone's a hater,
    Go stick your dick in a grater.
     
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    Glad I didn't alienate ya
    You don't seem to be a faker
    But you need to cut down on the boganism
    Before you end up like Blurry, getting with homeless women
     
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    Go ahead an' hurt my feelin'
    You've done it now, left me reelin'
    You are too fucking heartless
    I'll let Blurry fuck your carcass
     
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    Oh snap, that would be disastrous
    Even if I was dead, I'd still run from him the fastest
    I see your down with shit, you know how it goes
    But I heard that when you flow Blurry sucks your toes
     
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    Stop tryin' t' be cool
    Stop actin' the fool
    You bein' lead by the nose
    'cause they aint my toes
    If you could see past your drool
    You'd know Blurry's sucking your tool.
     
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    Bitch please, you spit rhymes more lame than Ja Rule
    Best to get back to work on your car, fool
    Cause you know me, my rhymes ain't stolen
    I still scream "Fuck Slammed" from out the window of my Holden
     
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    I shoulda known I'd need more than a slogan
    To get in a wrap battle with a complete bogan
    But I just wanted to give you a gift
    To stop you riding that stickshift
     
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    CiG Neanderthal Parallax

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    When Jimmy says "Holden" he means what he does with dicks,
    This NBL reject thinks he's above Ja Rule n shit.
    Venni Vetti Vecci was nothin but punchlines and hits,
    Stick to playin bass with hipsters kid, hit the bricks.
    I'm-a walkin lick, a bush hick that's quick with the wit,
    Slammin grogans like cowpie golf with one hit.
    I'm a hard head surrounded by pussies like a clit,
    This ain't America but after I'm done you'll be a crip.
     
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    Yo CiG, think you're big? Think you're quick?
    Got anything in your trousers besides a limp, little dick?
    Do I really have to expose just how wack you are?
    Boy, you couldn't flip shit if you were in a toilet with a spatula
     
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    CiG Neanderthal Parallax

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    Only shit you flip is when you roll over at night,
    Haircut like a dyke, you know ya mum stay tight with my pipe.
    My dick looks little because her hands are so big,
    And your dick doesn't cos that black chick you're with is a kid.
     
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    She may be a kid, but she knows how to be screwin' me
    Your rhyme is weak, I kick with ingenuity
    You said before that you're a clit, that still makes you a pussy
    Sad fact of the matter is you ain't even good-looking
    We all know "SA" pays to get laid
    Spitting rhymes that are straight up minute-made
    You ain't got what required, 'bout time you retired
    How can you keep up with a man who spits straight fire?
     
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    By "kick with" I assume you mean you kicked it?
    Cos I feel like I heard all this shit the moment you spitted it.
    Only dragons spit fire that makes your skill a myth,
    But I bring flexibility and liquid like Bruce Lee did.
    And if I'm a pussy that means you can't fuck with me,
    We all know Melbourne brings nothin but homosexuality.
     
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    That may be true that Melbs is chock-full of gay dudes
    But I know you fiend for the cock, you keep droppin' those clues
    To represent's my temperament
    But, bitch, your engine runs on estrogen
    Think about that before you flex again
    Your rhyme scheme is more lazy than a sleepy Mexican
    When it comes to wack styles you're the #1 specimen
    I know this shit cause your posts are the evidence
     
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    I'm not droppin clues you're just a faggot detective,
    Like the alt-right seeing Jews in everything they see, your shit is defective.
    My rhymes are selective, you're a lyrical slut.
    No standards, no forethought, just squirting outta your butt.
    Though that 'sleepy Mexican' reference was still pretty nice,
    South Park is the shit that show is my vice.
    And I agree my fuel is estrogen I need to eat a bitch to run,
    That's why I'm chewing your arms off and fuckin your mum.
     
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    Damn son, I appreciate your skills
    Even if you may have hit up your boy Cousins for some pills
    I'm a fan of South Park, Baseketball & Orgazmo
    Body-bagging them shortys that flip them spaz flows
    Yeah, boy, I'm slut straight up droppin' vicious cuts
    And you know I give zero fucks
    But I see you raggin' on my mum, I won't take that dumb bait
    You wish you could eat her out to find out how Tech's cum tastes
     
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    You got that mixed up, you don't give no fucks that's what you get,
    But I'll lay off your mum, I know you're the only one to get her wet.
    Talking bout Tech's cum is a weird flex, I'll pop your cap like a fresh Schweppes.
    Speaking of "raggin" I think you're on yours, your dickhole flows stink like sweat pores.
    Urban queerbait vs bush magician, like a clinician slicing you up with boomerang incisions.
    I'm on a mission just think of me as Braddock, bring nothin but havoc to a faggot ass dick addict.
     
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    :headbang:

    Ain't no dick addict, that be your habit
    You see a trouser snake & you can't help but grab at it
    I wanna cut you a break, so you don't go too far
    You be a biter in real life and a shitcunt on your computer
    Yo fam, I could expose you for being half a man
    Make you pass up the mic just like that bitch Slammed
    Don't matter what the fuck you wanna do
    I'll still be number one, you'll always be number two
     
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