1. i. Ban campness it does my nut... ii. Force everyone to take up at least one active hobbie, i.e doing something other than watching tv when they arent at work. iii. Ban make up, its the cause of too many problems... 2. I already am, shredcaptain matt, with the power of sweeping, tapping, and mediocre legato. 3. Chicken or egg. 4. perv 5. take him / her out, theres too many as it is.