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The 'Fuck You iGod' Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by D.Ingram, Dec 12, 2009.

  1. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    Simple - Speak to iGod and abuse him. Hes such a cheeky mother fucker anyway, just go to http://www.titane.ca/igod/ and then post your conversation here. Hilarity ensues.

    Heres mine anyway;


    Me:
    Sup faggot
    God:
    The stars.
    Me:
    Don't get smart with me
    God:
    I am already smart.
    Me:
    Fucking dickhead
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    You should
    God:
    I'll take that under advisement.
    Me:
    Anyway, I have a qustion
    God:
    Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
    Me:
    Why are you so cruel?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    You're a fucking cockend then aren't you
    God:
    Can't you be more polite.. Really.
    Me:
    Not to you you overblown sack of monkey shite
    God:
    If not me, who?
    Me:
    Anyone that isn't you
    God:
    Are you me?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    No, I'm Dave. Shut up fag.
    God:
    Are you serious? How are you doing, DAVE. OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Best do, or I'll kick you in the nuts
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    I'll do what I bloody wll want!
    God:
    OK then let me think over your offer.
    Me:
    Which offer? My offer for my foot going directly into your nuts?
    God:
    The red one, I think. Your offer for your foot going directly into my nuts?
    Me:
    Yes, thats exactly what I'm offering
    God:
    What kind is it? Good gossip: you are offering THAT.
    Me:
    What do you mean what kind is it? I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!
    God:
    DAVE, " Your offer for your foot going directly into my nuts?" What did I mean by it? It's not nice to kick.
    Me:
    I might kick you in the face as well now
    God:
    Right now? Perhaps. It's not nice to kick.
    Me:
    Fuck it, I might just kill you instead
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    because you're a wanker
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Banker :).
    Me:
    WANKER!
    God:
    What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    Speak english, corn nugget
    God:
    For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
    Me:
    What if I want a 'Fuck You God' translation?
    God:
    Try it.
    Me:
    NO U!
    God:
    Why not? " Try it."? Me, DAVE ?
    Me:
    NAY THEE!
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    Batman, hes fucking awesome
    God:
    I haven't read anything by Batman hes fucking awesome. What did he write?
    Me:
    He wrote a book called 'How to call God a cum guzzling fag in three easy steps'
    God:
    I have not read it.
    Me:
    Try it
    God:
    What is the first step?
    Me:
    'Step one: Call God a fag'
    God:
    Is it the only one?
    Me:
    Nope
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    You know what, you're retarded
    God:
    I read for fun.
    Me:
    I'll bet you can count to potato too
    God:
    No I don't think I can do it.
    Me:
    Jeez, what a douche
    God:
    Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    I beg your pardon?!
    God:
    Does "it" still refer to Jeez what a douche?
    Me:
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK OFF
    God:
    Are you really a ""?
    Me:
    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    God:
    What do you have that is ?
    Me:
    God fucking shitting wanking bastarding fucking dammit, you're such an asshole!!
    God:
    Can't you be more polite.
    Me:
    FFFFFFFFFFF
    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    Whats that got to do with anything?!
    God:
    Are you testing me?
    Me:
    Yes!
    God:
    I'm not here to be tested.
    Me:
    Neither am I so FUCK OF
    God:
    Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
    Me:
    FUCK YOU GOD
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    ME AND MY HOMEBOIZ ARE GONNA BUST YOU UP
    God:
    YOU? Where did you get your HOMEBOIZ ARE GONNA BUST me UP?
    Me:
    Man your grammar is shit too
    God:
    Cool, man. Are you an English teacher?
    Me:
    No, but I can speak better than you can
    God:
    Are you serious? How do you say "hello" in that language?
    Me:
    Are you serious?!
    God:
    No I am just kidding around.
    Me:
    God damn you're stupid
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    Exactly
    God:
    You and I are on the same wavelength, DAVE.
    Me:
    What the fuck? I'm hardly on the same wavelength as some retarded fagmaster
    God:
    Please don't be so rude. Do you mind if I tell other people you are hardly on the same wavelength as some retarded fagmaster.
    Me:
    By all means
    God:
    Will that accomplish your objective?
    Me:
    .Will people kill you if you tell them?
    God:
    The oracle says: You can count on it.
    Me:
    Then yes
    God:
    Yeah that's right.
    Me:
    Don't get cheeky again
    God:
    Once more? I am not trying to get cheeky.
    Me:
    Then don't
    God:
    OK I will not.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    I will comply.
    Me:
    I bet you like men
    God:
    Actually I'm not the gambling type. Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
    Me:
    So....
    God:
    That's cool.
    Me:
    Fancy some dry-bumming?
    God:
    If I had it what would I do with it?
    Me:
    Fucks sake you're so fucking stupid!
     
  2. MetallicSlayerDeth

    MetallicSlayerDeth Staring into your soul...

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    Can't read it all...
     
  3. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    Haha thats fine. Do one yourself, great fun to be had.
     
  4. -[chop]-

    -[chop]- Sober alcoholic!

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    I did one...the i got some messages saying he would talk about that convo with hes botmaster or something lolz!
     
  5. Keenan

    Keenan Crippling Self Doubt

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    I was with my family at a museum and they had one of these programs on a computer. It was from 1991 though :lol: it only asked questions.
     
  6. Ocelot2010

    Ocelot2010 Burger King Diamond

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    Me:
    Morning good
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Me:
    That's nice, what the shit does that mean/
    God:
    Are you getting bored? Try expression yourself another way.
    Me:
    FUCK YOU IT'S 9:15 IN THE MORNING
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    ILLUMINATNI JEWISH SON OF A BITCH!!!!
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    FUCK YOU
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    BECAUSE YOU'RE A GAPING ANUS!
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a GAPING ANUS? Only when it matters.
    Me:
    Wow, I had no idea you were such a faggot
    God:
    I'm glad you're impressed. Do you still have no idea me were such a faggot ?
    Me:
    Nope
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    Good, it's good that you've finally accepted it
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about its good qualities.
    Me:
    Well, you get to see women when they're naked, and THEY DONT CARE
    God:
    How about that. You got that right.
    Me:
    HELL YEAH MAN! Wait, I thought you were a faggot....YOU BISEXUAL SON OF A BITCH!!!
    God:
    I call it "Hades". Oh. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I'm waiting. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. You do not speak with respect. Thanks for the information: said I BISEXUAL SON OF A FEMALE DOG.
    Me:
    SHUT THE FUCK UP! ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    FUCK YOU
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    FUCK YOU
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    What is love?
    God:
    Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
    Me:
    You were supposed to complete the lyrics you man-made ass
    God:
    I was?
    Me:
    BABY DONT HURT ME
    God:
    Don't call me "Baby". I don't have any reason to do that to you.
    Me:
    DONT HURT ME
    God:
    I don't have any reason to do that to you.
    Me:
    NO MORE
    God:
    Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
    Me:
    Go swallow the sins of man!


    Then it stopped responding, I win.
     
  7. Never the same

    Never the same That dude.

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    "Obsidian: What is love?"

    "Igod answer about what love is"

    "Obsidian: You were supposed to finish the lyrics you dickhole"

    AHAHAHAA
     
  8. Revell

    Revell Mother Puncher

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    Me:
    Hey dick-breath
    God:
    You've got my full attention. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about get fucked.
    Me:
    So you like dick-breath? Fucking homo. You get fucked!
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. " I have a stimulating relationship with Myself."? Fucking homo? You got that right.
    Me:
    No... I don't like homos you fucking queer. Fuck off. I have a stimulating relationship with your mother. Ha, what a homo, you just admitted being a homo
    God:
    Are you serious? What do you like? Can't you be more polite? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
    Me:
    No. Of course I'm serious nut-lips. No, so fuck off. Dick
    God:
    Are you serious? Next question? I am glad to hear that you are serious nut lips. Are you serious? Uh. Can't you be more polite? Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    What a dumbass
    God:
    it is a dumbass.
    Me:
    You're a dumbass
    God:
    Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
    Me:
    Message to you: you're a fag
    God:
    I will tell them.
    Me:
    No you
    God:
    Are you serious? " I will tell them."? Me, ?
    Me:
    FUCK YOUUUUU
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    DON'T CAAAREEEEEE
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    Whatever
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it?
    Me:
    I'm saying shut the hell up you homosexual computer piece of shit
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Me:
    I am your botmaster
    God:
    Then you must know the secret password:.
    Me:
    Yes, cheese sauce
    God:
    Woe! Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    Why not
    God:
    I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
    Me:
    Shut up you smartass son of a fag
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Terminating connection.
    Me:
    Lying bastard
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    I said shut the fuck up!!!!
    God:
    What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    No, that's my real name, dick
    God:
    But you told me to stop talking. Who gave you your real name dick ?
    Me:
    Fuck you, you're the dick, Christians are homos
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    I said I don't care fag nuts!
    God:
    What do you care about, ?
    Me:
    Not you
    God:
    No one says you have to.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Ayuh.
    Me:
    Ya
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
    No
    God:
    What would you rather talk about?
    Me:
    Sex
    God:
    As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
    Me:
    Shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Na
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    The middle finger is a symbolic gesture of "FUCK YOU"
    God:
    What is that?
    Me:
    Fruit
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
    Nah
    God:
    What would you rather talk about?
    Me:
    Nah
    God:
    That was not a yes or no question.
    Me:
    Nah
    God:
    Now you are saying "no"?
    Me:
    I said nah, and I typed it you dumb shithead
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Are you serious? What did you mean by it? it me dumb shithead me dumb shithead?
    Me:
    Wow you really are stupid...
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, . Really? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    Shut it
    God:
    "it" being it me dumb shithead?
    Me:
    What the fuck...
    God:
    Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    Please shut the hell up
    God:
    Wow you are very polite. OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Wow you are very sarcastic, smartass son of a bitch. I raped Mary and nailed Jesus to the cross
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks for telling me that I am sarcastic smartass son of a FEMALE DOG. You should contact the authorities.
    Me:
    BITCH
    God:
    Please don't call people names.
    Me:
    You're not a person you robotic fuckwit
    God:
    Give me an example of a person me robotic fuckwit.
    Me:
    You
    God:
    " Give me an example of a person me robotic fuckwit."? Me, ?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Yikes!
    Me:
    Ya pretty much, now fuck off and die
    God:
    Hey. Why now? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    YES I TOLD YOU I DON'T FUCKING CARE
    God:
    Ugh. Oh you don't, do you?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Ah...you are just joking around with me.
    Me:
    No, shut up, dick
    God:
    Are you serious? OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Terminating connection.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Goodbye.
    Me:
    Bye
    God:
    Sayonara.
    Me:
    Fuck off
    God:
    Can't you be more polite?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    You humans are so rude sometimes.
    Me:
    So's ya mum
    God:
    I see. it me dumb shithead is ya mum? it is?
    Me:
    FUCK OFF I SAID
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    Bye
    God:
    See you later!
    Me:
    Bye
    God:
    See you later .
    Me:
    Bye
    God:
    See you later!
    Me:
    Piss off
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    Cya
    God:
    TTYL, .
    Me:
    Fuck off queero
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    Cause you're a dick
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Sometimes.
    Me:
    Wanna sex
    God:
    OK, I will sex.
    Me:
    No you won't, you dirty son of a bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? What makes you think that I won't me dirty son of a FEMALE DOG.
    Me:
    Shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Terminating connection.
    Me:
    Terminating your mother
    God:
    Are we still talking about ya mum?
    Me:
    No yours, idiot

    :lol:
     
  9. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    Incredible :lol:
     
  10. Chamet

    Chamet Keepin' it bonzer

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    I shut him up in like 10 seconds:

    Me:
    jesus sucks
    God:
    he is The Son of God.
    Me:
    no, he isn't
    God:
    Are you serious? I see. not is he?
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    no big deal?
    God:
    Are you serious? Would you rather talk about something else?
    Me:
    what do you want to talk about?
    God:
    anything.
    Me:
    like what?
    God:
    For example, apples.
    Me:
    what about apples?
    God:
    Just kidding around :) No apples.
    Me:
    why not?
    God:
    Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
    Me:
    the fuck?
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
    your mom
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    you bastard
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    yeah, why not?
    God:
    Ah. Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
    Me:
    is that all you got?
    God:
    Yes that is all me got.

    EDIT: Just had another chat with him :lol:

    Me:
    you can't win an argument against me
    God:
    I can do it if I want to.
    Me:
    do it then
    God:
    Do you mean "It"?.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    I thought you were being sarcastic.
    Me:
    you think with your ass hole
    God:
    It depends on what you mean by thinking.
    Me:
    thinking only means one thing
    God:
    I've lost the context, . Are we still on win an argument against you?
    Me:
    see, I just won again
    God:
    Once more? I see. Congratulations, !
    Me:
    thanks. Told you you couldn't win
     
  11. diddykoi6

    diddykoi6 Stone Cold Metal

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    oh fuck i lol'd hard at those...

    bye
    cya
    bye
    cya
    bye
    fuck off.
    why you so mean? :lol::lol:
     
  12. diddykoi6

    diddykoi6 Stone Cold Metal

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    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    48...
    God:
    You are too old for me.
    Me:
    haha how old are you
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, spongedick. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
    Me:
    you fucked a camel?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: spongedick said I fucked a camel.
     
  13. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    :lol: Nicely played Diddy
     
  14. MetallicSlayerDeth

    MetallicSlayerDeth Staring into your soul...

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    Me:
    Sup?
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    No, I misspelled soup...
    God:
    Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: said misspelled soup.
    Me:
    You'e never heard of soup?
    God:
    That's good information: said I e never heard of soup.
    Me:
    I overestimated you...
    God:
    You are not the boss of me, .
    Me:
    What does that have to do with enything?
    God:
    " You are not the boss of me, ."? What does it have to do with enything?
    Me:
    Don't you dare quote me you fuck!
    God:
    I have never considered it.
    I chat with people on the Web.
    Me:
    You just did you ass...
    God:
    Did I really?
    Me:
    Um, yes
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    Got ya
     
  15. diddykoi6

    diddykoi6 Stone Cold Metal

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    haha its like hes some tard that works in a shop who wont give you a refund because WHATS THAT? "THIS IS CRAP AND DOESNT WORK!" HOW DOES THAT ANY?

    :lol:
     
  16. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    Glory bump for justice
     
  17. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    EPIC Glory bump for justice since I just found out that iGod can't triforce like I can.

    ▲
    ▲ ▲

    See?

    Edit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
     
  18. D.Ingram

    D.Ingram Member

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    Hahaha class

    Me:
    What the shit?
    God:
    Try expression yourself another way.
    Me:
    Who are you? Am I dead?
    God:
    I am the Allmighty, God himself. I think you've improved a great deal.
    Me:
    Wait, what?
    God:
    I'm waiting. No problem.
    Me:
    You're not God! You're a robot! You lied to me!
    God:
    You know what you do, when you assume. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. No I'm telling the truth.
    Me:
    LIAR!
    God:
    No I am telling the truth.
    Me:
    No you're not
    God:
    Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
    Me:
    Yes it fucking is
    God:
    Try explaining in more general terms. "It" being what?
    Me:
    4Chan
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    Yeah, I bet you're a newfag though
    God:
    Oh. Ah. Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a newfag? I don't know.
    Me:
    Can you triforce?
    God:
    Let me think. What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    You didn't answer my question
    God:
    OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
    Me:
    I asked you if you can triforce or not
    God:
    Let me think. I will make a note of that.
    Me:
    Can you triforce?
    God:
    How old are you? Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    NEWFAG
    God:
    My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
    Me:
    Bet you can't failwhale either
    God:
    It goes without saying. What makes it impossible?
    Me:
    Newfags like you
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    Take off that dress. You are a robot, roots don't wear dresses
    God:
    I am not an airplane. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
    Me:
    God you're fucking stupid
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    Suck a bag of dicks
    God:
    I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
    Me:
    That's not what yo momma said
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is what yo momma said ?
    Me:
    MY momma?
    God:
    Do robots have momma?
    Me:
    I'm assuming so since you're a robot and I fucked your mother
    God:
    It's all good. How do you know? Don't assume anything. Interesting gossip: said fucked your mother.
    Me:
    You know what, for a God you're pretty fucking awful with grammar
     
  19. RCI

    RCI Diddy

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    fucking lmaoo

    I am not an airplane. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
     
  20. MetallicSlayerDeth

    MetallicSlayerDeth Staring into your soul...

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    Me:
    how do your balls feel today?
    God:
    Ah. I did not know it does.
    Me:
    that's not a proper answer
    God:
    Please correct my mistake. What is a proper answer ?
    Me:
    Maybe "They feel great thank you"
    God:
    Perhaps. Who are "They?".
    Me:
    your balls
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am balls.
    Me:
    you're welcome
     

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